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Oh, I can't wait to see the look on her face
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You hold on now.
It's all explained right here in my favorite book,
Andrew, you are being crazy.
Now, make up for the lost time and stick your finger up his ass.
Hmm, I'm so confused.
Thanks for sitting with me while I wait for my mom.
Everyone else at school is so horny,
Do it, Andrew. You'll feel so powerful.
Oh yeah. Fill my thorax.
[moaning]
Oh shit, Andrew. Look down.
Just say baby.
Hey, Elijah.
Hey. Don't listen to these fools, Elijah.
Are your butterflies going uh, uh, uh?
I don't know why train travel gets such a bad rap.
And from what I hear,
Hey, kid, hop in.
And you have so much disposable income.
Hump me good.
The safest way for a young boy to travel alone.
Oh, okay, ladies.
You gotta give 'em time.
But he shouldn't just assume that because we're women.
Fuck you. I quit.
Dear God, Andrew. His ass is magnificent.
-[grunts] -[cracks]
Yeah, that kiss confirmed it.
But we've got butterflies too, right, Elijah?
-Uh, should I kiss Joe again? -Couldn't hurt.
Actually, I don't think I would have had the courage to say this
Is that what's gonna happen with you and Dad?
I got it. I got it. Halle Berry.
All right, what about this lady in a Donald Duck suit?
Well, of course, sexism sucks,
I can't hear my podcast.
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
-Whoa. -♪ Play with fire trucks or dolls ♪
[sobs] I figured.