Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We'd use gender-neutral pronouns.

but it's really all a part of this whole crazy obsession

And of course, yeah.

I mean, she probably worked really hard to get in such good shape.

Don't ruin the romantic surprise.

Turkeys. Plural.

Oh, are you following me?

I was in a train crash,

Right. Right, right. Strong person is better.

came years before Ali's legendary fight against George Foreman,

-Carjacked? -And my name's not really Mario.

So, You're Becoming a Fuck Monster?

If that's what you feel right now, then that's what you are right now.

No. Bernie, don't. I'm coming.

was probably when you called me your regular-sized girlfriend.

You know, with the dick and the uh, uh, uh.

You have zero horn in your tank.

Fuck me until I turn back into a caterpillar.

If she's good enough to be your girl,

Andrew. What are you doing?

See? I'm not ending up like her.

I mean, that's our job, right? To get your nuts all fat?

Hey, Andrew. I've heard so much about you, man.

-Horny? -Yeah, with the dick and the uh, uh, uh.

You don't have to use a metaphor. We know what a plumber is.

I just wish I was more excited to make out with her

Hail Mary, full of grace,

Girls can't fix sinks. Boys aren't allowed to cry. It all sucks.

or do some of that feet stuff like my uncle said.

I don't really think I feel a lot of the uh, uh, uh, like ever.

But if it's okay with you,

and if I don't kiss her, I might lose her.

♪ The multi-life is better Than the one we're in ♪

but they haven't really started penetrating each other yet.

Oh, so you want a cat.

You're the most unique and special human I've ever known.

your butterflies will start fucking the shit out of each other.