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We gotta let the girl person decide. Pro-choice, Jessi.
This place is amazing.
Okay. I'll try.
This is nice.
you humans have with gender roles.
Whoa!
-That's my Auntie Amber. -Oh.
And then, once I kiss her like that, I'll get horny?
Okay, I'll be watching.
Not me. The hours flew by. This podcast is riveting.
[chuckles] I sure do.
Exactly.
[farts] Ow.
Okay, guys, I really like Missy.
Absolutely cocoon me.
and make sure that she doesn't fall in love
You don't want to end up like your dad,
-[farts] -No! [grunts]
Just kiss her, man.
Sorry about that train oopsie, folks.
Butterflies? That sounds sweet.
-What? -Fuck.
No, actually, what sucks is you storming into this bubblegum nostalgia room
Yes. Yes.
What happened, guys?
Do not say the word "backflip" around them because they'll start flipping
everyone told me that when I found the "right person,"
Bernie Sanders, here we come.
Oh God, it's so supple.
-Hey, Missy. -Yeah?
[Ira] Act three. Things are getting wet in the White House.
-[moaning] -[sighs]
[Ira] And some people say that on a clear night,
[scoffs] Okay.
And I'm sorry that we painted your room bubblegum nostalgia
-Oh, okay. -Good luck.
Oh, we all know it was you, kid.
Oh, boo. Compromise is for the weak and the married.
-Sir, are you aware your taillight's out? -Fuck you, copper!
Okay. I love… you. I gotta go.
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