Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-¶ Oh, yeah... ¶ -(gasps) This is books?

He's basically always wrong.

depending on how you feel about your husband.

I outsmarted all my enemies. Spirit of a winner, baby let me be! They, say, I, can’t, do, it. Should I do, it all, again? All, again. Sticks, and, stones, won’t, break, me. I get back up and do it all, again. All, again.

Hey, is the party good out there? Can I come out?

if my husband's gonna die from something stupid?

(Van Halen's "Panama" plays)

(pitch rising): ¶ Coma, coma, coma, coma, coma ¶

Hi, Smiling Critters! Last lap to finished! Oh, there's Runt and his family.

-Books kick ass! -¶ Panama, Pana... ¶

I-It's two minutes for you. It's a job or not for me.

omg what i deserve this

Do I look younger than 90?

¶ On and on ¶

Okay, boring book: 1984.

It's too awesome.

-Did they call? -Peter, what are you doing?!

¶ 'Cause the shuttle blew up ¶

oh my god AAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

Suspect is headed toward Unjumpable Canyon.

¶ But where are those good old-fashioned values ¶

let's talk about books.

It's over. You'll never forgive us

Kids, where's your father?

How'd that convertible work out for you?

I guess my Van Halen days are over.

And if I got to have my plug pulled by somebody,

Adios Cuando el profe pide voluntarios para salir a la pizarra

Oh no oh no oh no

no one should ever read a book.

Well... I'm waiting.