Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ready to crap all over them.

♪ TGIF, TGIF ♪

Because that would have damaged

I mean, you are still

But what really makes my nipple ring twitch are the cougars.

I mean, turns out art can do that, you know?

it's all of it by myself, you know?

So don't worry. Thank you guys so much.

Thank you so much, Rory Leprechaun.

Top o' the mornin', Brittany.

Burt, I can't thank you enough.

I don't want it to be this way, but...

I want to be your campaign manager.

It's on me. You know, I really need to thank you.

That's right, Double-Stuffed- Fatty-Gassy-McGravy-Pants.

especially NASCAR, your half-black president

So... you... you're not cutting the arts program?

Wait, are you serious?

my integrity as an artist.

♪ I smell like a minibar, DJ's passed out in the yard ♪

I mean, we have handled worse.

Can't put a price on cheer, William.

Double-stuffed-fatty-gassy-mcgravy-pants

his sister-in-law's three demon spawn,

Mercedes is on board because she's tired

The Gutbuster Extreme.

What did you just call me? Brittany, I didn't mean it... like that...

She said if I grant her three wishes,

I'm... I'm hitting notes I didn't even know existed.

can cut funding for glee clubs everywhere.

♪ Last Friday night ♪

That's a pretty old brochure, dude.

to fund West Side Story in completion,

♪ It's not that easy being green ♪

♪ He's a sweet-talkin', sugar-coated candy man ♪

I'm a big fan of the show,

And if you think I'd make a better representative

You've got a crush on my girl Brittany.

Your magical race,

If this nation wants to impress its future Chinese overlords,

my fist through your chest

I don't want to ruin our friendship.

And I volunteer myself to spearhead the charge.

♪ Sweet... sugar... candy man ♪

It's okay, boo-boo.

a really rough week, what with Mercedes leaving.

Oh! No, you know what? I get it.

No, I haven't met Colin Farrell yet, Ma.