Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Miranda hired me. She knows what I look like.

YOU'RE ALREADY LATE

Now, the second assistant is supposed to do this...

Well I don’t know, it’s a huge imposition.

but... it is so beautiful.

Is she back? Am I fired?

- Who put that together for you? - This?

YOU HAVE SOME VERY LARGE SHOES TO FILL

Miranda Priestly is a huge deal. I bet a million girls would kill for that job.

That's John Folger, the new artistic director of the Chelsea Rep.

Leslie to see what she can do to minimize the press...

He actually- He applied here, but they wanted someone with more experience.

This is a shining beacon of hope for-

One copy. What are my twins gonna do with that? Share?

That no longer includes Emily.

She held up the Shu Uemura eyelash curler and said, What is this?

Oh, it's just- it's just something I threw on.

And in a year, that could be me.

Sunday funday. Tell everyone!

If that happens, I will search every Blimpie's in the tristate area until I track you down.

Como te ven te tratan

Uh, sorry to ask, but I'm desperate.

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transforming the work of this visionary artist...

I get to wear couture. I go to all the shows and all the parties.

For the last 16 years I've known everything about that Kate but this sloth face glamazon scandalous ass bitch who skulks around with butt fukkers, dick suckers and cocaine sniffers, i don't get this bitch

When Robin spots Katie on her birthday

Tick tick tock, it's a quarter to two And I'm done I'm hanging up on you

Oh yes, you must be the new Julie.

I have Miranda Priestly calling.

- [Dial Tone Hums] - Hello?

What does she want you to do, call the National Guard and have her airlifted out of there?

Estas usando una prenda de Mel?

- No, but- - What do you do?

All right. Give my best to the boyfriend.

and you select- I don't know- that lumpy blue sweater, for instance...

- I just don't understand. I'm appalled. - It's absurd. Appalled.

Hello, Miranda.

Cuando ya estas cansada y recuerdas Que tu sueldo y aguinaldo ya lo debes

Wish me luck... No shan't!

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Not to mention American Runway's one of the most expensive books in the business.

- I need that. - I'll tell her to get her own scrambled eggs.

Get him on the phone! Get him on the phone!

Great. Heard Miranda killed autumn jackets and pulled up the Sedona shoot.

You know what they say Tiny man huge ego

Where's that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning?

But I thought that only the first assistant went to the benefit.

Do you understand me? Uh huh?

Also, I need to see all the things that Nigel has pulled for Gwyneth's second cover try.

Shi- I have to go.

I’m hearing this And I wanna hear this

But we thought about shooting them in an industrial space.

If you get fired, that might jeopardize Paris for me.

Emily, I know you're mad. I don't blame you.

- Excuse me. - Hi.

You love the show?

PERFECT DAUMANTAS

CLICK CLICK CLICK

Do not disturb me

Maybe we should take a break.

- [Giggles] - I like the old clothes.

Don't be ridiculous. Why would we do that?

I have to be at work in 20 minutes.

And what are you doing here?

You may never ask Miranda anything.

Actually, I, uh- I have a job interview today.

I’m only one manufactured crisis away from my ideal weight

The list of designers, photographers...

One time an assistant left the desk ya know because she sliced her hand open with a mandolin

Yeah. But the thing is, it turns out there is more to Runway than just fancy purses.

Man, they charge, like, five dollars a strawberry there.

Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become...

- Ciao. - Have you gotten my note?

I thought that, but no, not with the right accessories. It should work.

You have some very large shoes to fill. I hope you know that.

Miranda. Nigel. Fashion's great gatekeepers.

- [Emily] Where are you? - Oh, I'm almost there. Yeah.

And you, I have somebody I want you to meet, okay?

And before today, you had never heard of me.

- That is a pathetic excuse. - [Door Opens]

Jacqueline does the same thing for a lot less money.

Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement?

- Why do women need so many bags? - Shut up.

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and she happens to have the manuscript.

- Of course! - And I would like my steak here in 15 minutes.

In the end though, I kind of screwed it up.

GREAT. HEARD DENISE KILLED PRIVATE NETWORKS AND PULLED UP THE AI GA.

he chose from within the Runway family.

New hair looking chic!

- Miranda. This way! - [Clamoring]

- Ooh. Shh. - Absolutely.

- And I'm sorry. - Oh, come on. What am I, four?

is the clothes that you're gonna get.

I mean, you don't deserve them.

And tell her I switched in the Dior for the Rocha.

Uh, Demarchelier.

We are toasting, my dear, to the dream job.

- I will have a drink. I will have a drink. - Ah, yes.

And now to the main event...

Of course not. Could I do that?

Not that I can recall.

- Emily, I- - I said go!

Hi. I need Miranda's itinerary for tomorrow.

- ## [Continues] - Hey. Hey, Miranda girl.

CR*P ALERT! We are not impressed

I'm not exactly in the Peace Corps.

- I'm Christian Thompson. That's my way. - That's your way. Right.

Hmm? Wake up, six.

That is the way I designed it. It is brilliant.

from Miami to New York tonight?

Ah, claro, porque los clientes vienen por arte de magia

I have Patrick!

is always five minutes early...

Yeah, great. The thing is I'm not one of them.

Of course, no problem...

No, no, no. It's okay. Go right ahead.

You get coffee and run errands.

The wide-eyed girl peddling her earnest newspaper stories?

We have to make sure that they all think she knows exactly who they are.

She's a- She's a notorious sadist...

Here. It's a tough call.

Jacqueline Follet.

The phone must be answered every single time it rings.

The vote. Do the vote!

So do you- do you know where we're going?

- It's over here, honey. - Tonight.

- Mm-hmm. - What was it, a phone interview?

my boss, DJ Junior:

God damn you, Brandon Bruce, you're a god damn idiot for whatchu said you Matt Damon Bourne Identity ass nigga

Irv is making Jacqueline Follet the editor in chief of Runway.

Christian Thompson told me he's gonna work for her.

for the fact that I'm killing myself trying.

Turns out, I'm not as nice as you thought.

Paris is the most important week of my entire year.