Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hi. - I was just thinking about you.

I'm sure Nate will understand.

Uh, no. Unpublished.

- Do I? - Yeah.

I thought the flesh was gonna melt off her face.

You, my friend, are crossing over to the dark side.

- Hey. - You coming to bed anytime soon?

[Cellphone Rings]

I got the exclusive on the Cavalli for Gwyneth...

- Absolutely. Let me see what I can do. - Good.

Paris is the most important week of my entire year.

I'll be back at 3:00. I'd like my Starbucks waiting.

Where are my KRAS inhibitors?

I refuse to be sick. I'm wearing Valentino, for crying out loud.

A million girls would kill for this hair.

And you leave the Book on the table with the poppers.

- Inner beauty. - [Cellphone Rings]

BY ALL MEANS RESIGN ALREADY

I will be very disappointed

But if I do something wrong, she is vicious.

That I can't even talk about.

did someone eat an onion bagel?…

but I don't think I need these.

Now, be prepared. The run-through is at 12:30.

Daniele what are u doing so slow? Benita kills you

- We just cut on the bias. - [Miranda] That's not what I asked you.

- It sucks. I don't- It's boring. - It's all right. Breathe.

Face it, you sold your soul the day you put on that first pair of Jimmy Choo's.

Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking.

You know, I'm still learning about this stuff and, uh-

Did someone eat an onion bagel?…

When you say (in drag) “Hi, I’m Andy” And they so “No, what’s your drag name?”

I have Patrick!

You were there for less than a year.

Oh, and if you don't have that Harry Potter book by then...

- and I don't know that much about fashion.

Is she back? Am I fired?

You doing anything fun this weekend?

And then I was like "Oh no i'm a 917 gal". And then i'm like "Always have been." And then he was like "I tried it's no longer avaliable."

Io, mentre la mia vita emotiva mi guarda con disapprovazione

My inner lifeline

Oh that would explain so much

You-You hate Runway and Miranda.

Next thing you know, I got a fax from Miranda Priestly herself...

And, uh, there was something about a pony.

Uh, yeah. It just happened.

I don't want to.

Mr. Wilson eventually realizes what he's done and goes looking for the kid.

Oh, My God! She's Going To Murder Me

it's like, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack.

So you, with that impressive rÈsumÈ...

What’s that? I don’t want that

Cristina what are u doing so slow?

Everyone except me...

situfuckingation

I feel like death warmed up

Guard this with your life.

Are you wearing the...

And James needs a partner.

Four tests? What are my roommates gonna do with that? Share?

We brushed each other’s hair and gabbed about American idol

I've known what was happening for quite some time.

I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp

So baffling That’s all

BUT THIS PERSON THIS GLAMAZON...

Also tell Twitter I saw all the tweets about new cancer drugs and there all so deeply unhelpful. Is it impossible find a decent KRAS inhibitor? Am I reaching for the stars here?

noooooooooooooo lalalalala

I love my job, i love my job, i love my job

Kiedy kończysz pisać drugi tom i już, to wiesz....

- Surprise. - Quelle surprise.

Ooh, art and sex. Lead the way.

[Chattering Continues]

I don't want you to get behind on your rent.

in the current issue.

- Do you? - [Chuckles]

Don't touch it. She returns it to us in the morning with her notes.

she was going to be a complete and utter disas-

And, um, she needs skirts from Calvin Klein.

I asked for clean, crisp, elegant She’s giving me junky, swapmeets pack rat

and the more raw, rough-hewn background would create this wonderful tension between-

- [Clamoring] - [Woman] Oh, my God!

WISHFUL THINKING

Just deal with it. You have to be here.

You work a year for her, and you can get a job at any magazine you want.

and have promised me they will follow me...

Do you want me to say, Poor you. Miranda's picking on you. Poor you. Poor Andy?

Yeees Boobsey!!

You've just seen your dad... ...you must be in desperate need of hard liquor

You must be in desperate need of hard liquor.

to sell people things they don't need!

[Miranda] What did you expect me to do, walk out in the middle of a cover shoot?

Academic Advisor

Being Miranda's assistant opens a lot of doors.

- [Sighs] Excuse me? - I need to talk to you right away.

She opened the shop early for me, so I got them, which is great.

- Thank you. - [Chattering Continues]

She doesn't even say thank you.

- Of course you do. Are you working tonight? - Oh!

Oh, my God. Why didn't you just climb into bed with her and ask for a bedtime story?

But your table's full.

Lisa, I I said getcha sloth face hummingbird body ass outta this hospital, have fun getting buttfucked in Europe, go

Why don't you come in? Just for one drink.

Call Donatella. Get her jet.

- I think we need a jacket here. - Mmm.

Me literally everywhere Coronavirus? I don’t know her

No, no, no, no, no. This bag is, like, $1,900. I cannot take this from you.

- Call my husband and confirm dinner. - At Pastis? Done.

Okay. Now, Chanel. You're in desperate need of Chanel. Darling, shall we?

Now, it is a mock-up of everything...

And so, it should come as no surprise that when the time came...

I just saw his name this morning on the list.

Can we at least talk about this?

- Yes. Okay, now you're scaring me. - [Chuckles]

When your friend invites strangers to live in her backyard

Oh, there you are. [Clears Throat]

to get my car when I ask for it.

HR Certainly has an Odd Sense of Humour

[Clears Throat] I had hope.

Is there anything else I can do?

I need the best possible team with me.

Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?

- I'm actually a girl. - Oh!

Andy, come on, it's his birth-

You go to your closet...

This place where so many would die to work You only deign to work

where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin.

Andy, good for you. Congratulations. You're free.

she stupid TELL EVERYONE!

I've got patrick

What? No. I-I specifically told them-

Andrea, you don't understand.

[Sighs] You know what?

moldy clothes ? unrecoverable

And ahh there was something about a pony?

This is the book

IM LEAVING AND IF YOU’RE SMART YOU WOULD TOO

But sadly, Max Conway was not there

[Chuckles] I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein.

Well, if it weren't for the stupid boyfriend...

You have one. You put all your junk in it, and that's it. You're done.

DID DAVE CONFIRM THE MEETING

You already did

- I put my stuff out there, and I pray they improve. - Really?