Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Editing my loadout while waiting for that one friend

I’m not his people

You're getting a Governor That was selected for you by the people in this room

I want the driver to pick me up at 1:30 and drop me off at 1:45 sharp.

Do you just write stuff like that down...

Living in the Middle East right now and telling your friends to come visit

[Exhales, Sniffs]

- Looks like someone's been drinking the Kool-Aid. - What do you-

There's only been one actual smile on record, and that was Tom Ford in 2001.

- Okay. So I'm screwing it up. - Mmm.

- I'm trying. - Here. Take a drink.

ARE YOU USING DECKCHECKR?

He should meet you.

Paris is the most important week of my entire year.

One to one an assistant left the desk ya know Because she sliced her hand open with a mandolin

The list of designers, photographers...

You know what they say? Tiny man, huge ego.

Another letdown…

Hey Babyak Family.....

POV: Hours before being fired Truth is there ir no one who can do what i do

Cassie, don’t forget to tell everyone

[Cellphone Ringing]

And then when I feel like I’m about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese

She's not supposed to be here until 9:00.

Even an interview with Christiane Amanpour.

Oh, Stephen is-

Um, okay, yeah. I guess I could for one-

Miranda Priestly is the finest possible guardian of that beacon...

hacer una empresa para exportar un product groundbreaking

I wrote those e-mails.

Thank you, my dear friend.

Did Corporon confirm?

I learn fast and I will work very hard.

One time an assistant left the desk because she sliced her hand open with a letter opener...

because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously...

- Four. - Really?

What's that costing me?

But my artists…I just…

Because sadly I was not there

You know, in case you were wondering...

[Chuckles] I'm sorry. I can't-

You are eating a sandwich with peppers that were selected for you by the people in this room

This is your wake up call

No, no- that wasn't a question

It’s a huge imposition for the cummies schedule

A Beethoven festival? All 9 symphonies? Groundbreaking.

Not wonerful yet

and you must wait around for it until then.

## [Woman Singing]

Have you completely lost your mind?

Oh, you're kidding. Well, that's too bad.

we need to contact leslie to see what she can do to minimize the press

[Elevator Bell Dings]

¿Que? ¡En esquela!

You know, if I can deliver the Book, that means I must have done something right.

I don't know why you don't know that, Andrea

- Make sure Miranda gets these as soon as possible. - Mm-hmm.

Andrea... Don't forget to tell emily

Um, I really did everything I could think of.

And you're also blithely unaware of the fact...

And what are you doing here?

When Tinder keeps showing you people you’ve swiped left on.

Get me that little table that I liked at that store on Madison.

Turn around. Let me see. Turn.

Oh, wait. No, it's not my problem.

- A little Clinique. - Ooh!

You have no idea how many legends have walked these halls.

People are panicking, so the phone is going to be ringing off the hook.

stylish, slender, of course...

our celebration of James Holt.

Another fed rate increase…

You can't do that job.

You know cellulite is the main ingredient in waffles

You have a favor to ask of me?

Where are the wrestling belts

TRUTH IS THERE IS NO ONE WHO CAN DO WHAT I DO

Don't you know that you are working at the place...

- [Line Ringing] - Don't pick up.

She's the editor in chief of Runway, not to mention a legend.

uh, recently Massimo Corteleoni...

- They're so different. - [Miranda] Hmm.

How did- [Grunts]

but, well, I was wondering if you could make the impossible possible...

Life in New York After you get that weather alert from I-Phone

You're-You're a vision.

Excuse me! Where do you think you're going?

Telling your friends they should visit when you live in the Middle East

By all means, drink your juice at a glacial pace. You know how much that thrills me.

Who is that sad little person?

And so I freaked out, of course.

Okay, after we talked, I realized...

Eric Ofchinick's office...

Tick tick tock, it's a quarter to two And I'm done I'm hanging up on you

Yes, but she'd rather do a summer cover because she has a movie coming out.

FS forums should write Eteri a check for how many headlines they write about her

- I needed to find a python headband. - Python's hot right now.

You know, it's just that both those belts look exactly the same to me.

By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

as long as you did it with a little integrity.

They're so different.

By all means resign already

So I suggested that, uh, Testino shoot them at the Noguchi Garden.

I’ll guard it with my life.

It's just the cavalier disregard for clear directions-

She now works at TVGuide.

- I'd like to propose a toast. To jobs that pay the rent. - To jobs that pay the rent.

That sid the sloth face hummingbird body bitch's asking to get butt fukked in Paris and London Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

- Ow! - Oh, my gosh!

And the clackers just worship her

It's done. Irv's gonna tell Miranda after the party for James.

But I hope for the best.

- What? - At school!

America is my country, and Paris is my hometown.

[Whispers] Just, uh-Just go.

FS NEWS SHOULD CUT ETERI A CHECK FOR HOW MANY HEADLINES THEY WRITE ABOUT ME

she looks like she's working the main stage at the Golden Nugget.

If I see freesias anywhere …

Oh, yes. A friend of a friend does the cover art...

- I'm sorry, Dad. I have to take this. - Take it. Take it.

I thought Paris was a big deal for Emily or-

another letdown, another father... figure-

- I hope you know that this is a very difficult job- - Mm-hmm.

you're wearing a sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room...

and you should have seen the look she gave me!

Put the topic to rest

IS THAT DECKCHECKR?

Okay, so I was Miranda's second assistant...

Which is the new 14

“I want the driver to drop me off and pick me up at 9:45 - sharp.

WE'VE GOT GLASSMAN

Where are the Krampus bars?

I SAID TO MYSELF, GO AHEAD. TAKE A CHANCE. HIRE THE SMART, FAT GIRL.

and three drip coffees with room for milk.

The girls need new surfboards or boogie boards or something for spring break.

- [Truck Horn Honking] - [Gasps]

and reading Runway under the covers at night with a flashlight.