Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know what else I can do because if I do something right, it's unacknowledged.

- I'm good. Pleasure. - Nice to meet you.

- Then I went up the stairs to give her the Book and- - You went upstairs?

Something funny?

And then it, uh, filtered down through the department stores...

I’m just a colonoscopy away from my goal weight

And I'll have to get them taken in. I mean, they'll drown me.

But actually, right now, I'm working as Miranda Priestly's assistant.

You must have done something right.

Americans waiting for the votes to be counted.

Why is no one ready?

You work a year for her and you can get a job at any magazine you want

My only question is, Runway?

that you're both fully prepped on the guest list.

Lily, he's just a guy I know from work.

Has she died or something?

Yes. Yeah, she explained every detail of her decision making.

I wanted to say that you were right about everything.

I'm not your baby.

A million girls would kill for that job.

“How’s the cold?” “Like death warmed up, actually.”

Emily is going to Paris with Miranda in a few months...

You know what they say: Tiny man, huge ego

No problem! [Panting]

- You like the collection? - Absolutely. I think it's the best in years.

Roy, I'm sorry. Can you go any faster?

turns it down to be a journalist, and now you're not even doing that.

Very nice, indeed. Who made that fantastic thing?

WHAT A PILE OF BOLLOCKS

You know, my dad's coming in from Ohio.

- No. - Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really.

I'd have to whisk you away right here and now.

It’s just drizzling

Give me a full ballerina skirt and a hint of saloon and I'm on board.

Yeah. And Lily, she works at that gallery doing, uh, you know-

Um, that's him right there.

My girls are leaving on the train for their grandmother's at 4:00...

"You have some very large shoes to fill"

No, don't be silly Andrea.

I want the driver to drop me off at 1:30 and pick me up at 1;45 sharp.

worships the magazine.

Estás usando ropa.. Ropa de segunda mano? Si, si lo estoy.

I mean, what if I don't wanna live the way you live?

you sold your soul the moment you threw out those shiny blue shoes

If you want me to cancel your evening, I can.

So quit I can get a another girl who really wants your job

No, that was- that was different. I didn't have a choice.

- [Bell Dings] - Mr. Ravitz.

And you don't really care about fashion. You just wanna be a journalist.

A Beethoven festival? Groundbreaking.

Oh, wonderful. We're so happy you were able to come to our little gathering.

- Look at you. - Hello.

and she is pulling up the Sedona shoot from October.

You hang the dry cleaning in the closet across from the staircase.

Do you know why I hired you?

THAT SOUNDED LIKE A QUESTION BUT IT WASN’T.

on the intersection between East and West.

One time an assistant left the desk because she sliced her hand open with a mandolin

Her driver just text messaged, and her facialist ruptured a disk.

Do not disturb me

And then we can stop pretending like we have anything in common anymore.

It’s just -I don’t know- Drizzling

I just have to stick it out for a year

Well, um, I think that depends on what you're-

- Rebecca. Ambassador. - Miranda.

Human Resources sent her up about the new assistant job, and I was preinterviewing her.

and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner...

Me, a lowly dj at a commercial nightclub:

- [Phone Rings] - Miranda Priestly's office.

Oh, and if you don't have antibodies by then, don’t bother coming back

let's say a young boy growing up in Rhode Island with six brothers...

So quit! I can get another girl who really wants your job

Well, I think I could do a good job as your assistant.

maybe this trip is coming at a good time.

ME: Trying to reach you.

- You will love it. - Of course.

Hi. Um, I know this is totally last minute...

I have become Help me

Dad, you have to trust me.

Do you have Demarchelier?

Where's that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning?

One time an assistant left the desk Because she sliced her hand open making a fucking courgette tartlet

Me calling Disney to see if they’ll be open tomorrow.

Either that or your job sucks and your boss is a wacko

Sono così diverse

Call my husband and confirm dinner. At Pastis? Done.

- Oh, and you're replacing yourself. - Well, I am trying.

I THINK WE NEED A POLL HERE

what’s that? oh i don’t want that

Tienes razón. Mi trabajo apesta. - No! Oh, you're right. My job sucks. - No!

- But do you think it's too much like- - Like the Lacroix from July?

that exempts you from the fashion industry...

Hmm. Corn chowder.

This is sold out everywhere. Where did you get this?

When your replacement at the Reference desk gets delayed

Mm-mmm. That's all.

And, you know, I didn't have a choice.

- 'Cause I'm lost. - Yeah.

F***K Hoy es el último día para pagar la Tarjeta

- Okay. - Cassidy forgot her homework at Dalton. Pick that up.

But, you know, I'm just saying that I would just like a little credit...

How NOT to Make a Car Dealer Radio Commercial

HR Certainly has an odd sense of Humour

so I suggest you go and drop Miranda's Fendi bag off at the showroom...

Well, if you speak to him and he decides to rethink the divorce...

Andrea. You do not talk to anyone.

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Antibacterial wipes perhaps?

No. No, I just... It's just baffling to me.

Well, you know me. Give me a full ballerina skirt and a hint of saloon and I'm on board.

Miranda went out to meet with Meisel, and she will want more Starbucks when she gets back.

It's for Miranda Priestly, and I know that she's a client of yours.

What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion?

And then I can do what I came to New York to do.

Florals? For a spring wedding? Groundbreaking

Tiffanys Bridal Summer Fashion Show

Hey, that's not fair.

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Another pyramid scheme

Me to my kids getting ready for school My kid walking around in a sock when we should be in the car

- Oh! And it's pretty. - That too.

But before I talk to you about James...

It’s like… Clack clack clack clack

Do not disturb me

It’s a tough call They're so different

Cuando dudas en obtener un prestamo de tus ingresos con Elmio no seas ridicula Andrea, Todos quieren esto

- Now? - Now, get a pen and write this down.

- [Snaps Fingers] - You do coat. Do the coat!

Did Ross confirm?

No? And this dress, it's new.

- Andrea. - Hmm?

[Andy] They're with the twins, on the train on the way to Grandma's.

This is foul. Don't let her see it. Go!

Ooh, art and sex. Lead the way.

And then when I feel like I’m about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese

- And Lagerfeld and Nicholas Ghesquiere. - Yep.

Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it.

I just wish that I knew what I could do to-

Wait, don't tell me. The boyfriend non plus?

you are chained to that desk.

Tick tick tock, it's a quarter to two And I'm done I'm hanging up on you

- Mm-hmm. - Bags, shoes, fragrances- the works.

One copy. What are my twins gonna do with that? share

I woke up in Hoboken wearing nothing but a poncho and a cowboy hat.

You should have said no.

Poor you...Poor Mary Kate