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Oh, he won't object.
No, thanks, Melvin. It's all right. No...
I learned my lesson. I ain't marrying nobody. I don't care who it is.
Melvin, I don't like pigs' feet.
Say, Melvin, if you had the chance, wouldn't you marry Lena Horne?
Wait a minute.
Thanks for a very nice evening, Mr. Sanford.
Yeah?
- Say about what? - My father's getting married again.
She massaged my neck so good, I heard it crack.
And have some... See, another thing is wine.
Oh, really? Even the part about how she's over the hill?
When the table is set up and there's a good smell and noise from the kitchen...
But you make me feel 25.
You know what I mean? Nothing but a bar and a cuspidor.
Pop, I work hard all day...
- A brass cuspidor. - No kidding.
- If you're really and truly sorry. - I really am truly sorry.
I was proud of you.
But anyway, you May and I'm September.
Your father has told me so much about you.
It's a popcorn popper.
When are you two lovebirds gonna stagger down the aisle together?
Oh, it's a long, long while
Well, I've known her a long time.
Here you are. Pork chops and fried apple rings.
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