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Oh, he won't object.
Well, I've known her a long time.
Wait a minute.
- A brass cuspidor. - No kidding.
No, thanks, Melvin. It's all right. No...
Thanks for a very nice evening, Mr. Sanford.
It's a popcorn popper.
Here you are. Pork chops and fried apple rings.
She massaged my neck so good, I heard it crack.
I learned my lesson. I ain't marrying nobody. I don't care who it is.
I was proud of you.
But anyway, you May and I'm September.
When are you two lovebirds gonna stagger down the aisle together?
Oh, really? Even the part about how she's over the hill?
You know what I mean? Nothing but a bar and a cuspidor.
Melvin, I don't like pigs' feet.
- If you're really and truly sorry. - I really am truly sorry.
Oh, it's a long, long while
Say, Melvin, if you had the chance, wouldn't you marry Lena Horne?
Yeah?
When the table is set up and there's a good smell and noise from the kitchen...
Your father has told me so much about you.
Pop, I work hard all day...
But you make me feel 25.
- Say about what? - My father's getting married again.
And have some... See, another thing is wine.