HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I think that's disgusting. I think the whole idea is disgusting.
It says: "To the Sanfords, to the happy couple...
- Wait a minute. Where you going? - I'm leaving.
Now, what do we learn from this little lesson?
He's too old, and you're gonna be miserable.
- And you always have one. - There was none tonight.
All right, Mr. Sanford.
See, Sagittarian is the hunter, and Leo is the lion.
Pork chops
- Don't forget to speak to your son. - I won't.
- She's around 40. - Yeah. Way round.
Hey, son, I took back all the things I said about Donna.
Well, here. Try someJujyfruits.
Have some more of this good wine here.
and I got all of my social security.
It would be different if you was Taurus the bull.
And I had just enough time to buy these Jujyfruits and ask her to marry me.
- She does, huh? - See, we're compatible, her and I.
- So be quiet. - Don't tell me how to talk to my son.
What I'm trying to say is...
- You take 'em with you. - You keep them. Too many calories.
What if he objects to our getting married?
- How did your mother used to make it? - Used to burn it.
Are you kidding me?