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What I'm trying to say is...
It would be different if you was Taurus the bull.
Have some more of this good wine here.
- How did your mother used to make it? - Used to burn it.
Are you kidding me?
Hey, son, I took back all the things I said about Donna.
Pork chops
- She's around 40. - Yeah. Way round.
and I got all of my social security.
And I had just enough time to buy these Jujyfruits and ask her to marry me.
See, Sagittarian is the hunter, and Leo is the lion.
- You take 'em with you. - You keep them. Too many calories.
All right, Mr. Sanford.
- And you always have one. - There was none tonight.
- She does, huh? - See, we're compatible, her and I.
- Wait a minute. Where you going? - I'm leaving.
- So be quiet. - Don't tell me how to talk to my son.
He's too old, and you're gonna be miserable.
Now, what do we learn from this little lesson?
- Don't forget to speak to your son. - I won't.
I think that's disgusting. I think the whole idea is disgusting.
It says: "To the Sanfords, to the happy couple...
What if he objects to our getting married?
Well, here. Try someJujyfruits.