Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My birthday is February 29th,
- We've talked about this. - No, you've talked about it,
I would like to announce that
- I usually-- - Come on.
an amazing Sweet 16 surprise party
Amazingly, yes. Muncie, Indiana.
Did you finish the maintenance report?
Jerry's work is often adequate.
and being the hottest couple in Pawnee.
And, uh, we briefly ran out of gas,
That's highly against protocol.
Okay, we are locked and loaded.
Music is ready. Slideshow is prepped.
so we need you to get out of the tub.
- April. - Hey.
I just did a phone interview while simultaneously
everything will become clear.
Well, it got so late.
- She's a monster. - April, this is serious.
- in my living room. - Okay, Ron.
Crap on a catapult.
Well, we got back together again 'cause of what you said.
You do not have access to it.
Hey, can you approve this new design for the campaign poster?
To the end of Tan.
and you insist on being introduced
I'm not taking a sabbatical.
and now they won't stop asking me for advice,
It's gonna be very special.
This place is beautiful.
Dude, seriously, leave me out of this.