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I now officially insist that you take a sabbatical.
So wait, what was your question again?
so I only get one real birthday, you know, once every four years.
You're right, but using basic logic and human intelligence,
### oh man ###
I will not take a sabbatical, as we agreed,
It's like I'm dating some idiotic game show host.
Well, soon it won't matter.
Really? I don't have my guitar.
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- What? - Oh, my God, this.
Drip Club is drip club.
It's like somehow everything I do with her is wrong.
That's not how this ends, okay?
- to his own birthday party? - It did seem like an oversight.
Okay, I want everyone to go around
I am not allowed to do anything campaign-related
our official relationship mash-up name.
you correctly pointed out that we were arguing about stuff
so we can talk about everything?
Can we use your house?
The point is, I'm a terrible dog owner.
- Fish and pop. - No.
And because I work for the government,
They screwed up my campaign signs.
He's a mutt.
- Our water has poop in it. - Oh, my God.