Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And, uh,
People think I'm Jewish?
Well, you have to throw in some real facts.
I don't understand, so I'm angry and hungry.
There's no Christmas Carnival, Dad.
more than anything else?
What do I want for Christmas?
How much is this?
He's all upset 'cause there's no carnival.
You're alive, my friend.
Wow, good timing, little fella.
She had a look, but when you got up close,
Billy and Mandy look out
Mall Santa is brought to you
Vinny
Yeah, I kind of knew that already.
Oh, and these watches here,
Just so you guys know, I have a tarantula.
with nog all over your face.
Oh.
and Stewie can slam-dunk a basketball
What’s wrong with me
We replaced your quantum dots With Folgers Crystals
Stewie's first words are gonna be,
Okay, well, I have to tell you,
Turns out I know a guy who knows a guy
Viper
Wait-Wait a sec, what's your plan?
Thank you. Louder.
Why don't you go bother the cologne salesman at Macy's?
It's officer.
Now, everyone knows the best way to get the Christmas spirit
I love the Christmas Carnival!
man took to serious hocket is my life
Here, I got this for you, too.
Your beloved holiday movie is incredibly racist.
Maybe this means they killed
Oh, my God, poor Stewie.
Oh, what do I want for Christmas?
Oh, yeah, Scott Bakula and all that.
Yup. Let me read you an expert.
Hey, where did that guy go?
Wouldn't you feel like a dumbass?
You ought to.