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¶ laying everybody low
Do you even listen when I talk?
Sure, I was a clumsy doof with limited hand and leg strength,
(sighs) that's not helpful, is it?
I know what I said.
It's the biggest game of the year.
"for the working mom on the go."
Just sorting through the treasures of our relationship.
Oh, and by the way,
What are you doing?
Adam, you can't buy a girlfriend.
I have a plan.
But I was only in atlantic city for a few hours,
Enough!
And then this happened.
You are in so much trouble, mister!
Dana isabelle caldwell, you're worth it.
I get it, your little feet are mad,
Then why are you here
Adult adam: Even though the eagles lost pretty bad that day,
My mom said, one day,
But no matter what size you are, it's worth it.
But this period of your life... (clicks tongue)
You got to think big.
No! My girlfriend's is about to be stolen by anthony balsamo.
When they were arrested.
It didn't come close to the rage in my heart.
We're talking screaming and swearing.
By a man who sells the fourth-best type of flooring.
He's at the water tower. You're weak.
Especially my girlfriend, dana caldwell.
But worst of all, the girls were growing even faster,
I read it in gq.
Big game today.
Mur, I'm a reasonable man.
Not the olympic kind.
Please. It's just one little football game.
Oh, you were gonna say it. I wasn't going to say it.
Turns out, being swaddled like a baby