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Other than my mother, my sister and my meemaw, no.
Fine.
Um, it's fairly technical.
Well, when challenged, monkeys generally assert their dominance...
- What kind of emergency? - Mathematical.
...regarding my problem here at home. You kissed me...
Whee!
You dance with me.
I got you the lamb kabob.
I asked if you were in the shower, but that's moot now.
I believe this supersedes the occupancy issue.
- Give him what he wants or we're done. - Really?
He's one of the animals in my department's nicotine addiction study.
...making life in the apartment very uncomfortable for me.
- Really? - I don't see why that's surprising.
I'd like you to sign it.
Top of her class. Cambridge University.
Oh, we are so taking you dancing.
I also found a Korean man's business card tucked into my cleavage.
...is not specific as to what constitutes an emergency.