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...on black holes. - Ha-ha-ha.
Have you considered your intelligence might be causing your dilemma?
It requires 34 facial muscles and 112 postural muscles.
Good question, Howard.
All right. Based on a cursory reading, it doesn't look like...
Computer, this is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
I can't hear you. I'm in the shower.
My point is, he would not meekly surrender to the rules...
No.
No, of course not.
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I trained Ricky to smoke. I can train him to shoot a dart.
Moot. Rendered unimportant by recent events.
It's talc.
Congratulations, pizza night will now be at your apartment. Order one.
Do you remember what happened to the alien...
I've written a new and improved roommate agreement...
...to ensure an adequate supply of hot water."
I'm nothing if not adaptable.
...in the Star Trek episode, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield"?
...the accused did knowingly and with malice aforethought...
Good morning, Amy.
I think I can handle it.
That's too many S's for kissing.