Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You want a fucking piece of me, you little fucking faggot?

You’re riding piss hole, back of the bus

- I don't want you to see my dick. - Why you being gay?

- Yeah? Go fuck yourself. - Patty, do me a favor.

- Hello. Ah! - Oh, sorry.

Where's the call?

Oh! Skull fuck your sockets

Douglas Menahem Glatt!

You're gonna love this restaurant.

Like the Bible,

What's wrong You have a little Puss Puss

Your Fucking Ass Scored

Man, I'm wasted.

How? You're in China.

We got to be fucking triceps, biceps, R-ceps hard!

those are your teammates that you fucked up out there.

Yeah! Why did you do that?

in front of a good crowd

All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a hockey player.

This is about to get ugly.

So, what Ivy League school are you hiding at, Doug?

Now the puck back in the Highlanders' zone,

Here's a little dose. Little dose.

And the puck drops! Face-off win by Hamilton.

Good job, boys. See you tomorrow morning.

I got to go, Doug.

Did you know that cows only meow when people are around?

Thank you. Thanks so much.

He's run into by Finnerty, and now Glatt comes in.

Clear it out! Clear it out! Give me the puck!

Thank you, sir.

It's just a little toy... but it's official.

This is where I started out. This is where I'm from.

Attaboy, Dougie! Come on, kiddo!

Who the fuck is this guy?

It'll be the first time, the best time, in a long time.

LaFLAMME: Hey, man.

Oh, hi. This is Rollie Hortense.

You don't get what I'm saying, do you?

Let's get so fucking drunk

Glatt and Rhea both in the penalty box.

Windsor moves the puck out of their zone.

Fuck me, Angus.

on Xavier LaFlamme three years ago.

Here we go, boys! Here we go!

Hey! What the hell?

you'd better figure it out quick and get your fucking shit together!

fuck your parents if they don't fucking appreciate you, man.

It's not the first time that wind blew garbage in my face.

You're a ducking goon! A bag!

It's the mascot of the team I play for...

- Hey. - Howdy.

- Yes, I like hot dogs. - Great!

That plays hockey, like you.

Oh, The Thug is coming in on a power play.

You're welcome.

Oh, Albee, this is my youngest son, Doug.

There's the game puck. I'm proud of you.

No, I wanted to give this to Mom and Dad, actually,

with his team nursing a tenuous one-goal lead.

So, Dougie, you're the tough Yank who beats the shit out of everyone.

because you cannot even stop a fucking beach ball.

Fourth game of the season, it's the home opener.

Hey, pretty boy, you find that funny?

I ain't much for waiting around.

I just have to go to the washroom a sec.

Here's LaFlamme moving up the right side.

I have fist smarts. Now, I can fight.

Here's LaFlamme. He moves it over to Glatt.

Popped my cherry. What does that mean?

Let's get fucking real, boys.

Have you given any thought at all to the head injuries

Ladies and gentlemen, this is only the first period.

The ice and the puck are like equations, eh, Parkie?!

I'm sorry. It's... I keep saying that. I'm sorry.

two rules stay away from my percocets and do you have any fuckin percocets?

Here comes LaFlamme,

Asians are an industrious people.

You're men! Men!

Ah! You feel that shit, Rhea?

two rules stay away from my percocets and do you have any percocets?

That's why joke is

Oh, yeah, says the fucking Frenchman!

Now Ferris shoots it up the boards.

- Let's go, Doug! - Come on, Dougie!

Come on now! Let's go!

I guess hockey is like math to him.

Look at you! Did you fall off a toilet-paper roll?

Kick his ass, Dougie! Come on!

Why don't you stop the puck in your big vagina,

100% pure natural skill.

I want to see every single one of you

- There she is! - Say hello.

Glatt, you're promoted.

Off the draw, here's LaFlamme out on the ice now.