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Okay, boys, let's go flat out!
What do I know?
Takes the lead 3-2.
I've fucking never seen Rhea lose his shit like that before.
takes it back into his own zone.
Let's drop the fucking puck!
I'm not paying anything! Fuck!
Get your fucking game faces on.
The Highlanders start out of their own zone.
look like they might just make a run for the playoffs after all.
Oh, he'll soon become a favorite of Johnstown fans.
I'm sorry. I'm such a moron.
Hello?
beat the shit out of some jagoffs for me.
...the Highlanders were here!
Oh! There's Smith and Daviault. What a scrap we're gonna have here.
- Nice assist, man. - Thanks.
Well done, boys!
Fuck, tell me you saw what fucking Rhea did last night.
You almost got it! I don't care if you go down.
- I'm Doug Glatt. - Gord Ogilvey.
Yeah. Love you guys.
Get harder than them, guys.
Everything on the line here
- Good luck, man. - Good luck to you, too, bud.
I was just checking.
- Take care of...
Je ne parle pas Français.
Two big heavyweights, both with some good balance.
I'm sorry.
Said she was sick of hockey.
Girlfriend?
Thank you.
I'm stupid. You're gay.
So, the score is tied with 2:52 left.
.
He forced him to take a penalty.
You're f***ing all right, eh?
Pat, that's it.
No! It's hilarious.
.
What do you say, boys? Let's go to the playoffs.
I am truly fucking proud of you.
Right. My boyfriend.
All right!
I have a really huge crush on you.
It opens up a little room.
I don't drink coffee, but I like Gatorade,
That's it. He's fucking done, son!
And the pressure's really starting to mount on this kid,
You impress me a hell of a lot, too.
.
- Fuck you, Rhea! - Ha!
Let's go!
Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
This is not fucking baseball!
Now Kim goes into the corner.
Clear the fucking crease!
Punch for punch, neither giving an inch!
Glatt, go to the end of the bench.
All right, then. Welcome to "Hot Ice."
come out there for a tryout.
- Gone!
From what I saw from him, he seemed like a really nice guy.
This is fun. These are tasty treats.
Shit!
- Gather 'round here, Highlanders! - Come on, boys.
Don't you fucking dare.
He's not done yet.
What's up, bitch? You want some?
That's quite the couple, Glatt.
Yes, sir.
Glad to have you here, bud.
Hello, sir. My name is Doug Glatt.
"A" for effort, captain.
up in Dartmouth called fucking Night Court.
Yes. Thank you for asking
What are these doing here? Gone
Stop blowing my hat, wind!
just with a bit more, kind of, mustard on it.
It was really windy that day, so I started pedaling really fast,
I sleep around.
And that spark is in the person of Doug Glatt,
I don't know whether that's the best idea.
Just like a Belchie!
You got that shit that makes you keep going
That’s what joke is
She's a wonderful girl.
that only the likes of fucking Ned Beatty
Bonne nuit.
Get changed. In my office.
He puts it out in front. He scores!
Walks in.
Not necessarily in that order.
...and this stuffed animal. It's a little doll.
Well, you know, uh,
My brother's gay, and he doesn't even do that.
It's anarchy on the ice.