Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Cause your shit stinks, Pepé Le Pew.

Don't hesitate. Good to meet you.

Two rules, man: Stay away from my fucking Percosets. And Do you have any fucking Percosets, man?

I'm really sorry, man.

I'm gonna score a goal just for you right now.

I'm always gonna be watching your back.

you can take this the right way or the wrong way, son.

I fucking loved it.

I think I nailed him.

Well, I mean, all we did was make out.

This is not fucking baseball!

Whoo! Number one!

Holy fucking shit!

Boner genocide!

What are these doing here? Gone

I'm the head coach of the Orangetown Assassins.

Why do you help and protect these guys?

I like that better.

First, The last stop before military school, Then, 2,000 miles away, and Last, she need to use the bathroom. No! No! No! No! No!

Man on, Kimmy! Man on!

Garbage blows in my face sometimes.

- I have no excuse.

- Let's see what's going on over there. - Show us your dick.

and now I'm thinking about you,

He's got the stuff.

Both teams jockeying for the eighth and final playoff spot in the East.

I’ll sign your dick Doug

Wheelers win the face-off.

You have to bring your IDs next time. Otherwise I'm not gonna let you in.

if they wanted to see just...

Look, no disrespect intended, but, honestly,

Probably giving some single mother herpes in a parking lot.

Oh, great save! Horatio at the bridge!

Thanks for the ride. It was good to see you.

Jones now flips it up the right side.

Halifax gets the face-off. Back to LaFlamme.

Where's my fucking helmet?!

Steve-O, Steve-O, Steve-O, come on!

It was a pretty brutal chop.

Shove your têtes carrées up their derrières

That's it! Fucking...

You know why we're losing? 'Cause you're fucking shit!

if I stopped watching your back?

I'm a big fan. It's a good show.

8” Rowe-Ackermann Schmidt Astrograph (RASA 8) Optical Tube Assembly (CGE Dovetail)

When you get that nasty fuckin no scope

Fight like a fucking man!

You fucking Chernobyl motherfuckers!

Good for you, kid.

You fucking diver!

You know you're not joining the fucking Mouse Capades, right, buddy?

Stevenson calling for the puck.

Do you pee rainbows? You fart cinnamon?

Vicious slash to the side of the head...

You're a fucking goon! A thug!

- I'll miss you, buddy. - I'll miss you.

The doctor needs a doctor.

‘A’ stands for A**hole Which is the way you’ve been playing

The fucking team!

so shut the fuck up and let this guy have his shot, all right?

Okay, Glatt, keep moving.

They're his gay brother's!

Three in white, two minutes for crosschecking.

trying to squeeze by a check.

Okay, he's got a concussion.

I've been at this since I was 17,

Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

and aren't just a figment of my aging imagination,

Come on, Coach. Too many men on the ice.

those are your teammates that you fucked up out there.

So, the penalty winding down

You're gonna fuck somebody up real good, kiddo.

Get the fuck over here!

And she has this dance move she does

I don't know if I have any talent.

Aw, you're very nice to me.

Way, Way, Way, way better!

Come on! Let's go, Glatt.

but you play 11 fucking minutes.

That's it, Dougie! Leave him!

You did it. We won it, Dougie.

You're a big boy. Use your big-boy words.

like some Nancy-boy, middle-aged fuck.

That was fucking hockey, man!

Well, that was borderline treasonus.

From now on, no matter what happens,

There goes Smitty!

Ooh! Look at that face pussy that rookie gave you.

- It's true. - I read that in "Cat Fancy".

and you have earned every piece of this.

But I am a hockey player, sir.

LaFlamme takes it to him! He scored!

1:21 from the playoffs in Halifax.

Listen, boys, it was a solid fucking effort tonight.