Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'cause I was so disoriented.

Who the fuck are you?!

He's absolutely leveled by Rhea!

To kick fucking ass!

Stevenson! Here's Mason. Works it up the boards.

It says here that you have brown eyes.

The cheese has been curded. Let's pour some gravy on me...

Doug, he wants to offer you a contract.

I liked making out with you. It was fun.

I've had enough of you

Man on, man on!

Ross Rhea, you're a cheap motherfucker!

That doesn't bother you?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Steve-O, go out for Dougie.

You don't even know these guys.

Get the fuck out of here!

The rumors, the fuck tapes. It all starts to add up.

Hey, my brother's gay.

No. Thank you so much for asking me.

No, I'm sorry. Fuck!

I'm stupid. He's gay.

it doesn't matter.

Keep it moving.

Where's the puck, man? I can't see the shot.

What are those?

Hold the box, boys! Clear the crease, Dougie!

LaFlamme serving a high-sticking major

Let's go. Let's go! Change it up!

That better be four minutes, ref.

He's 40 years old.

You might want to wash it before you put on.

and I like power drinks and water.

You just wait. Wait one month.

will share the same ice

This boy popped a cherry tonight.

I'm horny a lot.

You got a pretty name and a pretty face.

I'm just not in...

Ladies and gentlemen, this is actually fucking happening.

Isn't that unbelievable?

Okay, I'll see you then.

That's gay with a dash of something else

That's broken up by York, knocked it out of the air.

Anything you need, you tell me, he'll do it.

Fuck you, Gus and Brian, you motherfuckers!

When that puck drops, we all drop.

Well, I'm here to do whatever they need me to do.

The defenseman totally lost control...

And the young gun from Orangetown they call The Thug has done it.

No, I can't! Okay?

And the team needs somebody to light the way.

You, Gord, LaFlamme, you're starting.

Keep moving. Get in the box.

He's straight up the middle, in across the left.

Nice one, Dougie!

LaFlamme a tremendous move.

Have you ever jerked off on ecstasy?

Oh Fuck! What the fuck?

What does Eva think about kissing?

I watched this guy fight three guys, knock out all their teeth.

The league is sending a clear message

Eva, I really like your name.

Assistant captain. Good on you. Keep up the good work.

I dig hockey players.

where she drags her fucking jagged little coke nail

You're so beautiful.

Frame it and you can remember your days as an Assassin.

...Sick of hockey

No, no, no, sit down. Sit down.

Glatt, he duffs the shot, gets it back to LaFlamme.

This is not ducking Football!!!

Ross "The Boss" Rhea.

Goodbye, bitch!

and a lot of other people, too.

Thanks for Loopy, Coach.

Do you have any idea what would happen

Why did you text me, then?

I'm a fucking hockey player.

Are you on a date with this loser?

Now a three-on-one develops.

If ever there comes a time when it gets down to the marrow

You actually have blue eyes in real life.

It didn't hurt at all.

Here's the pass over to LaFlamme. LaFlamme taking it along the boards.

Smitty thinks you look like Stevie Wonder on steroids...

They shoot! He scored!

What I want you to do is come down to the rink tomorrow,

Okay, well, LaFlamme, I'm ripping that "A" off your jersey.

or one a month for 50 fucking months.