Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I hadn't thought of a nickname, all our lives might've been spared.
The Texans Scored!
Let's go! Swing, batter!
As I got up, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol.
These cornball antics don't play in Capital City!
Way to go, Homer.
Stars Lose, Stars Lose
Now we both knew when you began doing this, you wouldn't be here forever.
...I was ready to take the biggest step of my life.
Well, I'm ready to punch in.
-Yes, these must be ours. -These seats stink!
Well, back to Springfield.
He has the crowd going. Can he shake up mediocre slugger Bill McCloskey?
It's also the inning I wish I had a zipper in the front.