Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know you're a working-class standup
This is my agent, Doug. Hey, how's it going?
You're a comic, you know how to talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Do we tell our children that our country is at war
I used to go there when I was starting out in New York.
so what I'm gonna do is bring out the comic
that there is--
Except for, once in a while, a special on cable,
Come in.
You didn't find out who we're-- No, I have no idea.
It's not even time to jerk off, for Christ's sakes.
you'll have to do things you haven't done before
But you can change that.
I didn't see this coming.
It's like they brought me here to bump me,
Must have been under a lot of pressure, too.
and they're, like, "When do we tell our kid--
Well... this is...
You know what, I'll-- I'll see you tomorrow night.
It's over.
I got some really bad news.
in a rapidly decaying orbit.
"How come that happened?
You, I could get for a million,