Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You do standup, you make, maybe,
Whatever.
Only in America, we have this luxury,
Other countries, they don't have a choice.
You can go in now.
Shit.
that the remote is counterintuitive.
Oh, we're getting Jerry Seinfeld.
You're on lead guest, okay?
I see the wheels turning.
Sit down, sit down.
No.
what do we expose our kids to when.
Being a consumer is like a job.
and Tom loves to go long, tells great stories
Yeah, I didn't have much time to think about it.
You all right, you good? Yeah, I'm ready.
What I'm about to tell you, nobody knows,
he's gonna be my very first guest tonight.
Jay's gonna love tomorrow night on the ow.
They find out.
Good to see you. Hey, how are you?
Hey, what's going on?
Tom Cruise is not coming tonight.
Excuse me, can you please tell us
This is his last year on "The Late Show."
after explaining to you