Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're not going to get bumped.
but...
Carnegie Deli.
"I don't know.
Cannot leave this room.
You know the real trick here?
You got a million hits already online.
But thank you.
There won't be somebody else here next month.
Now, folks, as I...
Please, get up, get dressed and meet me there.
Hello?
You got airplane stories? I can do a--
Louie C.K., Louie!
...a round of applause...
Just don't do this to me.
David Letterman is retiring.
that's the answer.
Do you want his job?
Yeah!
And I've seen it turn around.
your chances are very slim.
everybody'll think I'm a genius