Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"I don't know.
Do you want his job?
You know the real trick here?
And I've seen it turn around.
Cannot leave this room.
Louie C.K., Louie!
Just don't do this to me.
but...
Please, get up, get dressed and meet me there.
Now, folks, as I...
You got a million hits already online.
You got airplane stories? I can do a--
your chances are very slim.
David Letterman is retiring.
There won't be somebody else here next month.
You're not going to get bumped.
Hello?
that's the answer.
Yeah!
But thank you.
Carnegie Deli.
...a round of applause...
everybody'll think I'm a genius