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I wouldn't and the, FAA wouldn't want me to do it either.
Happy New Year, Bay Area!
Wrong bitch
Brad.
- Is this how it's gonna be with us? - Is this how it's gonna... What's..?
and I've been honest the whole time.
Mistletoe
Glory to, god!
Just because I drive a combine for a living...
having kids with me.
Krupp smells of bad feet Park your fart car in the toilet. Then sing bro.
- We're gonna try again. - Well...
- Did you hear that? - Brad.
Hey bill, hold.
Oh, oh goodness.
You want to bust up my kitchen as well?
Kate has been kind enough to send us some games.
- I've heard her. - Because If you pass out...
When he can’t use his emotion words he takes to streakin’
Which I would have come to regret because I would have found out...
- Who's, Pastor Phil? - Mom's new beau.
Sounds like a prison sentence.
...and stress and all kinds of stuff.
Is that Cheese?
Nothing really beats being honest
I want to do it too!
I picked up a pair of those noise canceling headphones, you wanted.
I kind of feel like a Saudi prince in here.
we hope we're forgiven for them.
I am so glad you came.
I can make it work! Hold on!
Hey, Dad.
Sorry, I know that you major...
No, actually... Okay.
My brother thinks his daughter, the four year old...
- And you must be, Kate. - Yes.
Make us
Do your job And have a beer with me
Don't most women want to have a natural birth? Yeah, those who haven’t done it before!
You don't think I get enough channels?
- Pollie, can you do the buzzer? - Oh, yeah!
When turned into a Superman.
Put it, in it.
- Go! - Yes!
- My God. - I did.
Just give her a chance to warm up to you.
Get on there. Here we come. Watch out!
"It sounds like a name of a flower."
Don't wanna be blindsided again.
How about an airline that your airlines felt up before?
I did get it to stop crying there for a second.
Whatever you're doing Stop it, Right Now!
- I listen to the stewardesses. - When they say...
I know what I'm doing. I don't need any lock nut.
Save it, Kent. I'm not looking for a BFF.
Kate, they are trained, UFC fighters.
And if we do have them, then, you know...
and I think he was too.
No, no that's terrific.
You want this?
They know there's no, Santa Claus, right?
Amen!
How do you calm down of a such a high?
Take it away from me. I'm sorry. I love you.
MISTLETOE
I think it kind of liked me.
Forgive her, son...
Don't worry, he always comes back.
Could you not say tits, please?
Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas
Brad, I don't feel good.
Merry christmas, mom.
Hot or cold what? What the hell does that mean, hot or cold?
John get ready.
What?
I'm sure you don't have cooties now.
Maybe at first, but the nipples get tough.
Brad! Mistletoe!
Don't touch me you vermin
I don't want a conversation about it
Give me the plants.
That is lovely, Brad.
- Nine. - Wow.
Sir, excuse me.
Okay, find your truth. I'll blow the roof of this bitch.
You certainly look dressed for a vacation.
I'm nervous. I can't feel my legs. Please don't do this to me.
Hi, Auntie, Kate. Where's, Brad?
That's okay. I have a set of my own. So I'm just gonna pass.
and the scuba diving there's gonna be totally different.
Courtney.
To her mother. I gotta take a grumpy.
...in a satellite dish installation at, Stanford.
- Brad, this is my aunt, Sarah. - Hi.
I Don't have an attitude, I've Shut down
# All is calm #
Or are you just having this conversation, because you wanna go to, Fiji?
I'm starting to lose my balls over here.
I love you.
It's a really disgusting...
We also got beer moses in the back.
They hated each other.
I have been present. I've been here all day.