Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ugh! I wish he were Jewish.
- Oh, *****. - Yeah.
- I don't know. - Yes.
I told him I had a brain tumor.
- I quit! - I don't negotiate with terrorists...
I don't have a brain tumor. I just...
All I know is if you have to ask...
Am I a white knight? Or a black checker?