Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, but we've been dating for like, 12 quarters.

I need you to be on top of your game.

It's not my fault.

I could roll with that, he's go a good life.

- Y'all have a good one. - Enjoy.

I love Melody so much, but she won't talk to me.

No, prank, man.

I'm gonna pop the big "Q" in front of everybody.

You're welcome.

The boys with the penises!

You have like, a full-blown family.

or whatever, but it should be fine.

I'm such a showboat.

Right. Right, right, right.

at the naturalization ceremony?

You actually pulled through.

Okay, have fun.

Captain Morgan...

You know how whales have that blow hole?

Jack Daniels, Svedka vodka, robot...

Saved by the bell.

He's always in that convertible, gettin' food.

What? No. Trust me, I've sailed on this boat

Hold on, I'm gonna be wearing my American flag contact lenses.

but, yeah, I know, I feel sad about it, too.

It's fantastic.

is gonna be the civil rights issue of our lifetime?

Bevers, I still had $17 on that.

because of a very special lady,

You should honestly get that now, I'm not even kidding.

- He's a nice guy. - What's up, man?

Help, somebody!