Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mr. Paul Williams.
This show is good for what ails me.
(singing)
No one would believe you were a telephone pole.
your dish would have been as tender as this:
Suddenly the phone rang.
"Sweet serpentines of silence
Oh, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
♪ Gwamp-gwamp-gwamp-gwamp ♪ Gribbit-gribbit-gribbit
♪ Great swimmers 'cause they'll have his feet
Yeah? Well, what ails you?
"Hear the nothingness.
Cute. Cute idea.
♪ That's a sad song
♪ When I ran off chasing visions
♪ Gwamp-gwamp-gwamp-gwamp ♪ Gribbit-gribbit-gribbit
♪ His daddy, an enchanted prince
You got anything cheaper?
♪ I am a lineman for the county... ♪
"The old telephone pole bit?" Oh, yeah, it's the best.
Oh, it sets me all aquiver!