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Thanks.
Hey.
'Cause that's all I got.
Be happy it isn't diarrhea.
Fuck. Are you okay?
V, do you know Southerners
Are you going to the PTA meeting later?
He's 50% Comanche.
It's a down payment.
I don't appreciate unannounced home visits.
Kev.
50/50.
What do you mean?
You know there's a difference between Southern and Western?
It's Kentucky time.
Uh, it's five grand a month to lease,
It is more than fair.
Actions Have Consequences
Hey.
You decide what you want and find a way to get it.
Buy it? With what fucking money, Ian?
Yeah, that happens.
These guys are South Side.
Grab a trash bag or take a hike.
before they declare it a goddamn historic landmark, so...
I can't get it, uh, rezoned to increase the density,
So 50/50.
For being a...
Conviction.
I'm not your fucking problem.
This is Cami, my fiancée.
Now I just gotta figure out
About what? We can do it now.
Are you gonna help me or not?
and a whole neighborhood in Indianapolis?
Gonna be able to land a job that pulls real money.
You'll put his face on your brochure,
and raise the profile of the hood, why don't you?"
Wow. Well, maybe that's why
One third.
I'm a fucking dad.
How the hell would he know what a foyer is?
Well, technically, it works.
by going full-on Kentucky fried redneck.
Hey, thanks for opening. I thought I'd be here in time.
And you need someone to talk to, that guy can't be me.
I don't know.
Do it for the kids.
Yeah.
Jesus...
I don't know.
You can tell by the way they twitch when they walk.
Beautiful.
Geriatric millennials just trying to get ready for work
- not half. - I work longer shifts.
Yo.
You know what makes a man?
to sit down, figure out exactly...
Mm.
I want to be able to see my face in these
Now tell me how much you made last year,
Look at something.
- Wow! That looks great. - It's really cool.
Okay, next round. Let's see some more questions.
I can do that.
I did what I could to clean up the outside,
from smashing the windows every couple months
She can find out who they were, why they changed their mind,
Double time, move!
What are you up to today?
since their junior year abroad.