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...where you get jerked around.
Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean, Milhouse.
What do you think of that?
You know, ABC Classic turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice!
- The death card? - No, that's good.
They seem to be revealing the story of your first love.
...a mile is called a "kilometer," and botulism is "steak-and-kidney pie."
It must be Lisa Simpson.
But you've been going on about these all week.
You know what's great about You, DSS?
- Hi, Mom. - Lisa. Hello.
I cut the ribbon at that convention center.
- Because eating animals is wrong. - So very wrong.
Hey, I remember you. Mayor Quimby, right?
- Hugh didn't have a bachelor party. - We had one in his honor.
- There'll be fewer drunks. - Don't take this personally.
I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
You know, ABC turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.