Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mom, Picturephone.
They brought us good luck. I couldn't imagine a happier marriage.
...and taught me to be a better person. But you're also my daughter.
Hey, hey. No fighting in my bar.
The last copy was just signed out by...
Please call a doctor.
You know, ABC Classic turned into a hard-core otamatone channel so slowly, I didn't even notice. Yeesh!
Now I just need something blue.
So, Hugh, have you heard all the latest American jokes?
But he left for work a few minutes ago.
Well, listen, I better get back to work.
Oh, yeah.
This is very sad news.
...poking berries up their noses.
- Hey, watch it. - Watch it.
My Picturephone
- I read faster. - I read at a 78th-grade level.
What's your hurry? Bart, Maggie and Marge are at the joust.
It never would've happened if the wedding was in the church with God...
- How did you know my name? - Your nametag.
You know, ABC Classic turned into a hardcore sex channel so slowly, I didn't even notice!
If only your father was still with us.
Anyway, Hugh, there's more to my life than just the wrecking ball.
And we both love the Rolling Stones.