Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Cause there may come a time when difficult decisions must be made,

Wha- Where's the rum-

I have a special place in my heart 'cause I had my first kiss down here.

The Shore didn't suck, Frank. You sucked, okay?

Bro, our night was way more amazing. And it actually happened.

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toxic granny new baby was beryl ireryle wasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!

That place sounds like a nightmare.

Yeah. Oh, what's down there?

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It's way better than that. Yeah?

What? What's the matter? Where's the beach?

Burn! Burn! Burn! Yeah. Cool. What are you guys burning?

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Just don't go under the boardwalk.

You're probably gonna oome to halfway there and then complain the rest of the time.

We came here to soak up the culture.

Right. Right. This is a nice spot. Yeah, yeah.

It should have been you! Jesus! Oh, no!

I think we made a mistake, because we have so many memories-

It should have been Linus!

Wha- Wha- What's happening? What's happening?

Come here! [Laughs]

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me mom's got edible mouth ulcers and she's a snow pond swindled duck blackmail moana marsh fat stick snow guinea pidgeon escape room goat! and she's -0 years old going for 00! and she's also got yankpphobia canks's tritis and bange! she's also got weriooorooupyouknowaphobia's fenteritia! she's so sick she won't slap at desiree's!

Yeah, but I feel like you're just gonna screw it up if you try and knock yourself out.

[ Men] Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn!

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that wig's not for sale! brandon derridge! how dare you! right! that's it you're fired!

As someone who maintains a certain level of physical excellence, I find shortcuts insulting

Mm-hmm. Dee and I have some very fond memories of the Shore.

I was waiting to pounce. I just didn't know what our cue was.

No, no. it's a decoy. We're drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles.

Do not make it go, because my hair is stuck, and something terrible will happen!

JJ' [ '60s Soul]