Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

by the grand Turk...
Hey. Better report this.
No.
Curtains!
- Yeah, but well worth it, eh? - What are you doing?
A eunuch's life is hard
And so, as the sun rose...
You go first.
- while Adolphus and-- - Baron.
One of the king's favorites?
- Baron, you flatter me. - Not one jot, madam.
What ails you?
Besides, there are more important things.
- Come on. Help me. - Stop it!
He's Baron Munchausen.
No head to hit!
Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash...
I can end it because I began it.
- Stop that man! - Hey!
You know, in the old days...
Come here.
Happy Birthday!
There to attempt the education...
Humbug, Your Majesty.
You can't do that when you don't got no mouth!
There is so much, much more.
And Berthold.
I'm doing my best.
But of course!
Quickly.
- Let's not be too hasty! - He's always like that!
This isn't a joke! It's a wager!
We've got to get back and save the town!
Stop them!
everyone who had a talent for it...
- This is absolutely dreadful! - It's hopeless.
is guilty of treason!
I'm sorry I couldn't speak with you before...
I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Jackson.
Follow me!
Yes, sir.
If we don't get on with it, he'll throw us to the Turks
It's me! The baron!
I will set forth immediately...
I mean, I gave it all to charity.
If I don't succeed, you may cut off my head.
- Who let this man into my tent? - Sultan!
Get inside my office now!
You can have the baron!
Chris LeDoux Every. Day.
Gustavus! Blow them back to Asia Minor.
What the devil is the sultan playing at? It's Wednesday, isn't it?
You poor deluded fools!
Ready.
Where the hell's Berthold?
Not killed, ducky. Suicide!
Wretched child!
That's miles away.
Laws of this, that...
Beautiful ladies.
It's either you or me
- Would you like to hear a song or two? - No, thank you.
Hey, I know you.
No Doctors
And he can save us!
I'll have to douse the fire to let you down.
How are you? Where've you been?
- Oh, no! - Berthold.
On the Moon.
I am the cause.
Well blown, Gustavus!
How do you know?
Oh, no. Please let me go!
who knew of my reputation...
What? That'll take ages!
"Cut Off in My Prime."
It's wednesday
The man's a buffoon.
We won! Oh, the joy!
his highness, the sultan...
Beautiful ladies.
as ignorance and conformity!
Awfully cruel to be kind
A sweetheart, once I had
If you weren't so competitive, you wouldn't get so upset!
And I am the god, so shut up!
Gustavus!
The curtain--
What's this?
One with superb hearing and powerful lungs.
It's the baron!
- The officer we've heard so much about. - I suppose so, sir.
- He's old! He can't run anymore. - Nonsense!
- There he is! - Shoot him!
The town is perfectly all right.
If you want to see Baron Munchausen again...