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You are my only hope.
"And Son" is traditional. That's the way it's supposed to be.
Yes. Bring the ladder over here.
Off you go.
I'm sorry, I don't find that funny. Do you?
We're going down! Mayday!
We can't start escaping at a time like this.
You're the cause of the border dispute, are you?
- I'm exhausted! - Go away! Damn it. He can't hear me.
Please be reasonable.
- About 900 miles away. - Come on.
2 1/2%! Take it or leave it!
I think, therefore you is.
No!
Here, boy!
Oh, yeah.
Come back soon!
poor darling, if you get blown to pieces?
Yes, but I'm old enough. Gentlemen!
the cyclops--
Because it's all logic and reason now.
Berthold, run!
I'm free!
Yes! Oh, no! I got an itch.
Would you care for a little fodder, perhaps?
We'll all be killed!
is now ruling and governing the known universe.
Don't lose heart.
My public will kill me for dying at a time like this.
We cater to all sorts here.
Otherwise, it's all quite wrong!
Hold it, Adolphus!
Damn thing seems to have gone out.
We've got to get him warm and dry.
I shall prove a head does not need a body to survive!
Adolphus, find the sultan and shoot him!
Is it really you?
I got lips again, and I'm going to use them, baby!
My old friend, you seem to be in some discomfort.
You'll find that I'm one of the king's special favorites.
Look!
"Not yet"? Is that famous?
Where'd you get this?
Now stay in here or I shall lock you up.
Darling Baron!
Beautiful Ladies
who am renowned first and foremost for telling the truth...
Oh! Take a lock of my hair.
Kindly be so good as to remove your knickers.
THAT’S IT!
I'm going to take you back to Earth to help us fight the sultan!
Can't you?
I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms!
find my extraordinary servants...
You mustn't say that! Not you!
My Bucephalus!
and I was blown towards the waiting jaws...
He is dangling from the food chain, and I am in the stars.
And then I'll never know the end of the story!
Beautiful ladies.
That's horrible!
No place for me.
of a whale of such prodigious size and length...
and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever!
I'm Baron Munchausen.
You look different. Younger.
My lords...
Well, so I am now part of your adventures.