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the licensing of this theatre.
Oh, no!
Mayday!
Cut off in my prime
I just created spring.
The alpha and the omega of my existence.
while their bodies engage in more...
Come out. Come out of there.
- Is this supposed to happen? - The sultan bade me to accompany him..
A modicum of snuff can be most efficacious.
- Hope he hasn't been at it. - So do I.
You told me size don't make a difference!
Quite wrong!
He's gone funny.
Get that powder under cover!
Is he still here? Will you get rid of him, for goodness sake!
My friends and I are looking for three men:
Do I hear the baron?
- All the enemy? - Aye. All of them.
But you don't say anything! Why you don't say anything?
you don't have to see one single one of them die.
I am the Baron Munchausen, and I won't be made a fool of!
I think there is a volcano on it.
Thanks to you, we're to be thrown to the Turks!
- Where are we going? - To the moon.
The real one!
But not Baron Munchausen!
Oh, no, sir! No! No, sir. Please!
- Come out of there! - Ow! Stop that!
A torturer's apprentice went his merry way to work one day
- Excuse me-- - Put him down, you brute!
- What? - There's a bottle beside him.
The waves! You've stabbed my vitals!
- Don't know. - I though he was with you.
Well, we shall see about that, huh?
Open the gates
My wife.
execute.
Baron! Berthold!
What are you blind?
Baron!
Answer me!
He can't be dead!
- This way! - Anyone who opens those gates...
somewhere in the South Seas.
Nothing to do with your acting.
Right-o.
Time's nearly up, I think.
I am the cause of this siege.
What's that noise?
We're here!
the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Well, if he's not here in three and a half minutes...
Adolphus! Gustavus!
We have no more of that, piccolo Casanova.
He looks dead to me.
You toddled off with that old queen of tarts...
But he is Baron Munchausen!
It's an insult! An indignity!
Oh, you'll love it. It's a comedy.
- You hear me? - I insist that the lady is blameless.
Some bits here, some bits there. I have a plan!
After my--
But why? Why?
And if you succeed...
Can I help you tiny mortals?
- It's all your fault! - Where are we?
No, thanks. It's okay! I don't need him!
And nothing else
Not the folly of fantasists like you who don't live in the real world...
I am omnipotent!
I have been composing a short opera.
I have learned from experience...
How many people have perished in your logical little war?
within the hour, a bottle of Tokay far superior to this...
lived happily ever after.
This theatre's closed. I want you and your company out of the city.
We're going down!