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This is our prototype.
We heaved anchor--
What? It's the sea routes we're fighting for!
I'll get on with it!
That's it!
My Bucephalus.
of accepting the word of a gentleman...
Come on! Faster!
In bed with my body, of course.
We'll have spent all that time in that smelly fish for nothing.
I merely held on to a mortar shell in the first instance...
You're not here!
I quite understand.
I've no idea. Some old lunatic.
- Shoot anyone who disobeys my orders! - Ready!
They're inviting us to defeat them.
The body is dead! Long live the head! It's finished!
You are with the baron.
When we were young and alive!
to his private apartments.
The first act didn't go quite as we would have liked.
Can we go now?
In the sultan's palace. Did you escape?
- Arrest him! - Open the gates!
Wait! There they are!
I spy with my little eye...
Stop it!
that I could not, even with a telescope...
We must oblige them. On the count of three!
Stay, Argus! I'll soon be back.
How can you become a great actress like me...
but I assure you...
For while it has been my privilege--
We're all dead here. This is hell!
What will become of the Baron?
Take his weights off.
Berthold, make yourself useful!
And now you come back, just because it suits you...
Thanks a lot!
I'm sorry, but we have to go soon.
I'm still in one piece!
I must speak with the sultan.
which will guarantee a world fit for science, progress and--
Since you were last here, I, that is my head, that which is left of me...
It's just part of the king's lunacy.
It is hard to believe my body and I were ever attached.
That's enough of that! You stop it!
and left me to rot in that parrot cage, didn't you?
One who is extremely large and strong.
What do you think of that, eh?
His highness the sultan loved a good wine...
Where are the others? Albrecht!
But things look black Business is slack
I've got to go.
The real Baron Munchausen.
QUICK! BACK IN THE FISH!
Those were the days! Aye?
You maniac! You've done for us!
Look! They don't believe it!
- Don't leave me! - Get off him! Give him some air!
You don't know what you're talking about!
Ladies! Please!
Here comes my midget manservant...
Come on!
Now what?
2 1/2% on the basic rate!
Gently.
I won't have it!
Prepare a rowing boat and be ready to leave.
Nice, isn't it?
If he discovers my head's with you--
Enough nattering. Keep pumping!
These days I find you have to be
Well, where's the fun in that?
Heronomous Carl Frederick, Baron von Munchausen live and breathe...
What?
Why don't you go back and amuse yourself with this slime?
I think the ship's abandoning us, mate!
- Can we go now? - Get weaving.
He's dead.
Let us, instead, concentrate on reaching a rational...
I have learned from experience that naps at 9:45 and 1:30 can be most efficacious.
I only did my best, sir.
Sally?
You never let me have any friends!
Why didn't I think of that?
- Oh, thank you, my dear. - Stop!
Oh, it's so embarrassing.
the sultan brought me a bottle of his favorite Tokay.
Well!
- Give us a song! - No. Please.