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I'm sorry. Got stuck in a meeting.
Here you go, champ.
and puke at the same time.
- It's been so long. - Yes.
A sad, lonely flower no one wants to be around.
- It's not your fault. - It is.
When I was growing up,
I'm sorry that you had to deal with that on your own.
We're flying to my mom's resort in Sumatra.
Of course I had to come welcome my best man properly.
This way, please.
The Khoos, the Youngs...
- I'm so sorry. - It's okay.
I'm right behind you. Don't mind me.
but will always have your back.
Ooh. Well, in that case,
I missed you, too.
Sick party.
Nice to meet you, too, Chu.
Hey.
Maybe his parents are poor, and he has to send them money.
Hey. Good to see you.
I'm not an animal, Jennifer
CHICKENS ARE BITCHES
It took many years,
You know what? I don't even care
Here, Rachel. This is your dinner.
...but that's not true.
How did you two get through all this?
she will write that check. They do that around here.
Whoo!
We come in peace.
You're different.
Bak-bak. Okay.
I love you.
I mean, please tell me that's all that happened.
that things didn't work out.
Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Gosh, these are lovely.
- Yeah? - What did you get up to?
Bawk Bawk Bitch
Fucking hell eh mate My pussy's wet
Rachel, please, just give me a call.
Hong Kong telecom Chus?
Well, your mother's very open-minded,
Oh, I do hope she's a good Christian girl.
- I'm an economics professor. - Wow.
Of course we did. We had to.
Golden koi fish, Huanghuali furniture.
My mom taught me how to play.
What?
Why would they want to buy a rare Cambodian gong?
Everyone! Everyone!
I mean, you have a Jamba Juice card.
I know they're a bit over-the-top.
Ladies.
DO GET A MOP THE FLOOR'S WET
It's a party tho okay
Come with me.
A little bit much, I know.
You ready to meet my grandmother?
instead of chasing one's passion.
We can eat as many as you like.
Yeah!
I don't see no ring on her finger.
Don't worry about packing your things.
Yes. I think we just ought to...
Written in big, fat serial-killer letters.
Camp out here
Yes, man! Congratulations!
- Nick. We can't afford this. - Mmm.
You're very good.
- I missed you. - Did you?
I met a girl, I fell in love and I want to marry her.
when he ran into the house.
- Come on, Nicki-Nick. - All right.
Which half am I meeting?
Nice, Eddie.
and I would love for you to come.
All right.
What should we do?
I know, Mum.
I know what a banana is.
what your relationship with Rachel
And now, I just don't want to cause any trouble.
I mean, I met Amanda.
Hookers, drugs, dog-fighting.
Which is why tonight,
Mother hasn't exactly been the most welcoming.
Thank you.
Oh, that's so lovely of you to say, Rachel.
Oh, yes.
Kron is the main antagonist of Disney's 39th full-length animated feature film Dinosaur
Hi, I'm Rachel.
Right. Well, okay, let's get to work. Cappuccinos.
Hey, Mum, everything okay?
Perfect.
How much?
No, I'm really happy for you.
'Cause I have, like, a tiny bit.
Go ahead.
Michael is having an affair.
It's fine, don't worry about it.
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I don't care that your ex-girlfriend
I'll be in my usual corner. Champagne?
Thank you very much.
But all this doesn't just happen.
But she worked really hard, and she studied,
Um...
it's a party tho
It has been too long. Welcome back.
Not mine.
you wear the money pants in this family.
Next stop... Spa!