Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

he might spend the rest of his life resenting you.

I'm sorry to tell you,

what's quite going on in that gorgeous head of his.

Looks a little vomity.

Of course what you do matters!

the next chairman of the Young Corporation,

Just joking. Just joking.

looking forward to having you home.

She told me that everyone here thinks

Let me get this straight.

Oh, you're Nick Young's friend.

you might just come back with a souvenir.

I'm so sorry about everything.

that opens up to this beautiful lake.

Hey, guys, this is boring. Massage time.

I told you. Best satay on the island for sure.

I forgot to get you a fork.

I Ripped My Pants

Before we go, I think you should go and talk to him.

But Rachel and I will be staying together.

Guys! Here! Whoo!

Don't worry. It's gonna be great, whatever happens.

Please, go right ahead.

Seattle is so hot… Come on in and enjoy the Aircon

I'm just messing with you.

told me all this crap.

Now this, this symbolizes good fortune and fertility.

I don't know, think about trying to talk to him?

Welcome to paradise.

Oh, hi. I think I'm a little lost.

- And I'm not a chicken. - You're not a chicken.

This is why disco died.

Thank you. Thank you. I rest my case.

Yeah, but you grew up here.

Thank you very much for bringing Rachel.

all over again.

accept anything less than that?

So, of course, we're here. It's the natural...

You'll be lucky if Alistair's parents

ever since young.

She told me Mahjong would teach me

I think I freaked out your nanny...

Rachel is a New Yorker.

Everybody knows.

These pajamas are fancier than any of my real clothes.

"not on things that are on Earth."

I mean, I put in the exact address.

I'm so Chinese, I'm an economics professor

- Is that real? - Yes.

Eleanor, is Nicki bringing a girl

You did, did you? A very small piece at that.

Well, I'm happy I finally met Rachel.

This weekend is about sisterhood

We've been dating for over a year now,

This is the kind of girl you should date.

Really? That's too much.

I know when there's something on your mind.

Except for in a way that made me wanna cry

So if you have all this family there,

All right, sorry about that.

or because I think I'm not enough.

Like, all the time?

and order room service?

- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.

- Why would you do that? - I made a mistake.

He's not getting any younger.

You kind of look like a slutty Ebola virus.

Mmmm. You're in my way

Nothing. It's just,

I'm just not ready yet.

Whatever happens, we'll get through it together.

I mean, who doesn't know who they are?

This party isn't gonna dance itself. Come on.

- How's that? - And then you eat the baby.

Hi! It's so nice to meet you.

- We had every right! - You did not!

You know? Tell Nick I had food poisoning or something.

But we didn't really have a big family like this.

So yummy, isn't it?

Check our bags, get through security,

It's not that simple. You know that.

What up, bitch? Yeah!

Wouldn't dream of missing a second

my family's long history

That'll be amazing.

To my best man, Nick Young, who can't fight for nuts,

- Mom, you didn't. - ...to look into her past.

We're fully booked, madam. You must have made a mistake.

I'm very glad to finally meet you, too.

Did you not know? Does she not know?

and we fell in love,

DO GET A MOP THE FLOOR'S WET

about that article.

trying to shove a pair of Jimmy Choos behind a dryer.

Yeah. I don't blame her.

You asked about my ring.

Fucking hell eh mate My pussy's wet

maybe he'll take a day off once in a while.

The pleasure is all mine.

so she wouldn't be bothered by anyone.

Sure I can't get you to stay?

We're Methodists. 20 million is our limit.

- Nicki! Rachel! - Astrid.

My family has business with the airline.

No, no! You can't wear that to meet Nick's Ah Ma.

- The book was much better. - Mmm-hmm.

These people are so posh and snobby, they're snoshy.

yeah, no one loves free stuff more than rich people

What's up? Let's jam!

Oh, well. Oliver.

and just kind of threw it in there?

a wonderful time.

GET A MOP, BITCH MY PUSSAY'S WET

Can I punch him in the face? Just once.

You know what? I had it all planned out.

Their beauty is spectacular but fleeting.

You both went to the same school,

over there to meet them...

I'm Mrs. Eleanor Young.

I've never been to a tan hua party before.

Yeah. You guys know them or something?