Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What about the Ah Ma? Does she hate your face, too?

Sorry, don't seem to have your reservation.

I mean, he'll get next to nothing.

Am I totally out of the picture?

Yeah, but Nick's not like that.

and you're worried about making a scene?

Are you thinking of walking out?

Now, I just want to go home.

And you'll see Cassian when it's good for him,

Astor! Vanderbilt! Rockefeller!

No, I'm just kidding.

it was just me and my mom, which I loved.

Its a party tho

You want a wedding like this?

My family is much like anybody else's.

Those are very special.

Where are you gonna go?

Get someone else to handle it.

cocktails served in pineapples.

What's Rachel bringing to the table?

That is exactly what a super-rich person would say

the blood, sweat, and tears it took

I'm not walking out on anything.

What was that look? I saw that.

When, in reality, you're a super sophisticated, smart

I'm learning the lingo.

Auntie, this is Dolce.

A rare Cambodian gong.

What my mother did to you is unforgivable.

and women lift up economies.

Give me a second.

- Are you hungry? - I'm always hungry.

No. Chickens are bitches, dude!

That is exactly what a super-rich person would say.

I heard she demanded a whole row to herself,

Is that necessary, man? Come on!

and her little soldier toy-boy, Mikey.

I'm selling the hotel to my dear friends,

that it was because of me.

Don't forget your essays on conditional probability

Okay, there's a lot of children

Thanks for meeting me here.

So you let Bernard Tai organize all of this?

- Hey! How are you? - Uncle.

you were always going to be

Hey. It's not about me.

I heard you thought Ah Ma was the cook!

you use my Netflix password

and kill us both,

So you're from the Taiwan plastic Chus, right?

The whole family's gonna be there.

Oh, thank you, sir.

I didn't come from the right family,

- What? - That's bullshit.

I thought you might be excited

I don't have an accent.

in the Asian Economics Journal.

For me, it was a privilege.

- I had some dinner plans. - Seriously, we've got...

So she let her raise me, so I would be.

Meet the new lady of the house,

you're gonna be like, "Bak-bak, bitch!"

And Malaysia, Thailand, Brunei, New Mexico.

I mean, this place is gorgeous.

I'm Mrs. Eleanor Young.

of you and your family.

I'll e-mail the photo later.

I'm here to go to his family dinner.

This whole time you had nothing?

Mrs. Young, I must ask you to leave

professor of freaking game theory.

May I help you?

Unless there's another reason you're out of town?

Pants are overrated.

It's easy to make a killer entrance

Her tan huas are blooming. It's a whole thing.

I think she'll manage our family.

Or was it like, "You...

Astrid is awesome.

I've never seen anything like it.

when she immigrated to the United States.

if her parents didn't own a billion-dollar resort chain?

She's just lucky to be here.

And your room is all ready for you.

I mean, we're just here for a wedding.

I know this much.

Don't worry. I turned him down.

while the tan huas are blooming

Did your Ah Ma teach you that?

And, you know, they're your family.

No, you're not. Not at all. Far from it.

But the Young family, they're old-money rich.

I just love Nick so much.

and then you pinch, pinch, pinch.

Rumor is, she was in a porno. Two Girls, One Cup of Noodles.

It's nice to meet you, Mr. Goh.

You will never be enough.

and became pregnant with another man's child.

- clueless, gold-digging... - Yeah, I got it.

Instead, I feel like I'm a villain in a soap opera

It's right there.

- Try some of this. Thank you. - Do you want some of this?

It's that you're a coward. You gave up on us.