Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, I just want to go home.

and then you pinch, pinch, pinch.

- What? - That's bullshit.

Okay, there's a lot of children

Mrs. Young, I must ask you to leave

And you'll see Cassian when it's good for him,

Rumor is, she was in a porno. Two Girls, One Cup of Noodles.

I heard she demanded a whole row to herself,

So you let Bernard Tai organize all of this?

- clueless, gold-digging... - Yeah, I got it.

Auntie, this is Dolce.

and her little soldier toy-boy, Mikey.

of you and your family.

So she let her raise me, so I would be.

and became pregnant with another man's child.

I heard you thought Ah Ma was the cook!

Are you thinking of walking out?

What was that look? I saw that.

Unless there's another reason you're out of town?

Astor! Vanderbilt! Rockefeller!

- I had some dinner plans. - Seriously, we've got...

cocktails served in pineapples.

But the Young family, they're old-money rich.

I'm not walking out on anything.

you were always going to be

Am I totally out of the picture?

and you're worried about making a scene?

Hey. It's not about me.

when she immigrated to the United States.

For me, it was a privilege.

Or was it like, "You...

And Malaysia, Thailand, Brunei, New Mexico.

Is that necessary, man? Come on!

- Are you hungry? - I'm always hungry.

Instead, I feel like I'm a villain in a soap opera

that it was because of me.

- Hey! How are you? - Uncle.

Sorry, don't seem to have your reservation.

So you're from the Taiwan plastic Chus, right?

No. Chickens are bitches, dude!

I'm selling the hotel to my dear friends,

It's that you're a coward. You gave up on us.

The whole family's gonna be there.

Get someone else to handle it.

I know this much.

Did your Ah Ma teach you that?

Her tan huas are blooming. It's a whole thing.

No, I'm just kidding.

I don't have an accent.

I mean, he'll get next to nothing.

When, in reality, you're a super sophisticated, smart

My family is much like anybody else's.

in the Asian Economics Journal.

Yeah, but Nick's not like that.

I mean, this place is gorgeous.

You want a wedding like this?

I thought you might be excited

and kill us both,

What's Rachel bringing to the table?

I'm here to go to his family dinner.

Pants are overrated.

if her parents didn't own a billion-dollar resort chain?

you use my Netflix password

That is exactly what a super-rich person would say

Those are very special.

Astrid is awesome.

What about the Ah Ma? Does she hate your face, too?

I mean, we're just here for a wedding.

Its a party tho

A rare Cambodian gong.

I didn't come from the right family,

It's nice to meet you, Mr. Goh.

You will never be enough.

I just love Nick so much.

No, you're not. Not at all. Far from it.

I'm Mrs. Eleanor Young.

and women lift up economies.

Give me a second.

May I help you?

Don't forget your essays on conditional probability

It's right there.

it was just me and my mom, which I loved.

She's just lucky to be here.

It's easy to make a killer entrance

That is exactly what a super-rich person would say.

Thanks for meeting me here.

This whole time you had nothing?

the blood, sweat, and tears it took

Don't worry. I turned him down.

Where are you gonna go?

you're gonna be like, "Bak-bak, bitch!"

I've never seen anything like it.

I'll e-mail the photo later.

Oh, thank you, sir.

professor of freaking game theory.

And your room is all ready for you.

I'm learning the lingo.

And, you know, they're your family.

- Try some of this. Thank you. - Do you want some of this?

I think she'll manage our family.

What my mother did to you is unforgivable.

while the tan huas are blooming

Meet the new lady of the house,