Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

how did I beat T.A. Curtis so very, very badly?

Well, I think Bun-Bun looks very dashing with his bow.

Oh, you're going to have

Uh... We're good. Thank you.

and to raise a family.

Maybe she's from the Taiwan plastics Chu family.

You're invited to Colin Khoo's wedding, ah?

Miss Leong, right this way.

It's because my mother knew she wasn't the favorite.

You need a haircut. So unkempt.

Beautiful? It's 200 mil worth of real estate.

You look like a flower.

My husband wasn't a good man.

To organize a party this massive...

Mmm. Well, I'm one of the poorer relations.

- Okay. - All right.

She said her father passed away in China...

"You will never be good enough for my son"?

Here you go. Thank you very much, sir.

No wonder they put their parents

and I don't wanna do it alone with Bernard Tai.

Did you guys all learn when you were kids?

Okay, here's what you need to understand. All right?

Nothing interesting.

Yes. Um, what about you?

you were supposed to come home.

Yeah, I thought red was a lucky color, right?

You're going to Nick's grandma's house wearing this?

You tuck, tuck, tuck. Same on the other side.

You play basketball at that Y that kind of smells.

Rachel, someone's here to see ya.

Make sure you eat it all.

Yeah, Chinese sons think their moms

Move on to Corinthians. I'll catch up.

Well, you grow up your whole lives together,

when we got married.

Long time no see, my friend.

I'm blinded by the light.

The good bathrooms are up the stairs,

The Youngs are like royalty.

- Well... - You beat somebody up?

I really messed up, okay?

of the most expensive city in the world. Here you go.

And you're not our own kind.

When we first met, you had no idea who I was,

but I was so afraid my husband would find us.

or I'll have to call the police.

Yes! Yes! Yes! She will go on a date with you!! My response for Emma after getting a sweet text!

Don't try and turn this on me.

I really admire you.

but you can't beat 2,000 years of Chinese filial piety.

Nick's father had it made when he proposed to me.

it must be serious.

and she's always wanted that for me.

This is Ling Cheh,

Sweetie, your skin is so dry, it's hurting my face.

and sunglasses. I don't care about that.

Turkeys are bitches

and connecting with the divine in all of us.

to try and talk them down.

All right, it's fine. Stay there.

Gosh, she's so badass.

Not there... Here.

You've always wanted to go to Asia.

They're just the biggest developers...

I think my masseuse just got me pregnant.

Here's the way to your private suite.

Self-made woman. She must be so proud of you.

You have a cocktail dress in your trunk?

The rainbow sheep of the family.

yet someone came back with a degree that's useful.

You could talk to me.

We're not first class. We're economy people.

And I'm sorry Nick's father couldn't be here.

Chickens are bitches.

Hello, gorgeous.

Can I have a tissue please?

That's so cute.

She is very impressive.

What are those?

- Oh, my God! - Yes?

I don't wanna cause any drama there.

And you must be Rachel.

I'm thinking eyebrow triage, root crimps,

Okay, and what about your cousin Eddie?

- Don't stab the car. - Okay.

They're half deaf and they only speak Hokkien.

But some things I need to figure out on my own.

Like a $10 million check.

to speak to you and Miss Rachel.

It's not that bad.

This is for you, asshole.

Hey, Araminta's adorable, but you think your dad

Pull the plum Balenciaga, the peach Chloe,

How could you know?

- Save me some of that. - Okay.

That's very impressive.

It was so gross.