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Lynn?
Oh, my God, you're hurt.
I don't know how to say it any more clearly.
the way her laugh fills me with joy,
This is a stickup.
Oh...
Tell you what -- let's check this out.
Open the hatch, Daly.
Well, now you can go back. See ya!
[ Click, buzzing ]
Oh, that's great.
[ Lightning crashes ]
I can't do any heavy lifting.
But How?
[ Sobs ]
I don't care if that shopping mall's
Why does everybody look so down?
is believed to have stolen a black Jeep Laredo
You should run away from love.
You had to take the same bus that you took to get to Harvard,
Hold on!
What's this all about?
That's him all right.
but I would never marry just to further my career.
Have a gin and tonic waiting for me.
He was here a while ago.
No, you're not.
to start that men's jewelry store?
[ Birds chirping ]
Oh, God.
[ Whistles ]
[ Bell dings ]
using two tea bags and some wax paper.
It's me.
Well, we'll see.
Well...
[ Deep voice ] Thank you very much.
I can't tell you.
[ lndistinct yelling ]
Like what?
Big day, though. Gotta go.
[ Silence ]
You're describing an epiphany.
Freeze!
[ Laughs ]
[ Door closes ]
And I bought more condoms.
Yes. This way, please.
I'm not usually the DJ, but I'm trying my best.
You don't have to leave, you know.
Oh, uh, my name's...
Well, since you own the newspaper,
That's when my father died.
The only reason I don't fire you
[ Brakes squeak ]
Uniform?
Thank you, daddy.
That light is so harsh. Do you mind?
We want our money back! Money back!
-- Calicranstonsonhilmanton. --...hilmanton!
Thanks.
off of a westbound train from lndiana,
Now, uh, can we move on?
I'm positive.
Where are you from?
Okay, 'cause the point still remains.
police have released surveillance camera footage showing the grisly murder.
I don't want a helicopter!
Really?
No, you're wrong. You've got this thing wrong.
but it turned out he just wanted to get in my pants.
But it's very friendly of you to be concerned.
Right.
Hibbert, listen -- Ken Daly is the new president!
He wanted us to watch.
[ Sea gulls cry, fog horn blows ]
That's when we replaced the inkwells
Hold on! Wait a minute!
Oh, like I really feel open
[ Thuds ]
I tried to tell you.
[ Click, beep ]
[ Crickets chirping ]
They're nearing the border!
Good morning.
something happened to me back there
This doesn't look anything like me.
We can't cancel it.
[ Bones crack, dog barking ]
You did it again
A single room, please.
Iife was real.
"Police-artist sketch of Nagel assassin"?
Okay.
Lynn hired me to be the new handyman.
He's about 5'9", brown hair.
But then The Depression came along,