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At the drop of a hat.
On of The top-scorers.
Right here Between tom cruise And mel gibson.
Instead of Just around The ball park.
It shouldn't be Much longer.
And face the music And the truth.
We're all gonna go back There with you.
Just couldn't Find one.
Maybe i ought to Just moon them all
I came out To prepare my Hilarious rebuttal.
You know what?
Hello, everyone!
Well, you see, When the umbilical cord Is severed,
That think You're a total idiot?
I got to think Of something classy.
That's safe to say.
While i was running away, I fell in this well right here,
You got a name For him yet?
But since i started Forging people's Signatures,
By seven people You don't know?
Why aren't you There?
You know what A mob scene those Circumcisions are.
I didn't expect to see you At this party, sir.
Oh...Darn...
You can actually Do a bris in a bar?
I'm going to have A hot pink wedding.
Which was pretty much what I was after in the first place.
I'm great at parties.
So i got this day-old Platter of seafood From melville's.
I have A perfect excuse.