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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Or is that me? Crap, it's me.
Let me try.
Put it on my back. Oh, wait, I just got another idea.
Probably not. But we can hope.
- Yeah, that came out of nowhere. - Huh, look.
Nice to hear you again.
Oh. Hello?
And I'm not just saying that
- Th-Th-The 'Tude Cruiser. - Yeah?
So I used the restaurant Wi-Fi to access
"We sell pie now?" I ask hopefully.
Folks, open up your ears for some weird.
Crying baby into sad trombone?
they're not good pies.
Too short! You cut out the last 7 words.
- Like neti pots. - He's also the guy
Yeah, but if I push the button, they're gonna come in here
Ugh. The 'Tude Cruiser.
in case a zinger comes to me later?
There's a microphone and a-a board with knobs.
with no plan and no BS.
Spraying bowling shoes, for God's sake.
I think Dad's still in a bad mood.
- Damn it. - I'm so sorry, I'm really sorry,
... they follow it up with something coherent.
You're rolling into the 'Tude with four randos,
How about "It's all gravy, baby"?
Could you, uh, pass the... there's a fork
after you hijacked it.
Little more.
And we're gonna add sweet potato fries to the menu, right?
Only that one guy, Tina, and that couple.
are better for you, actually.
You like regular fries, right?
Oh. Are-are we allowed to... ?
Sweet potatoes are already sweet. It's in the name.
- And you? - I don't think we should be doing this,
but I'll do it this once.
because we missed lunch. Okay, I am.
'cause that's a really serious door, which, by the way,
Before you do that, Bob, can I have a word?
We do have a deal.