Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you could've been sending money to mom.

Charlie: Yeah. (clears throat)

And if you've been telling yourself anything different,

Why do you suddenly need to see her so bad, why now?

With no health insurance?

He's going home. She did that.

(breathing heavily)

Please. Fuck you!

(Liz continues laughing)

Why'd you gain all that weight?

Where do you think all the money

in your bank account. The money is for Ellie.

With a group from my church, back in Waterloo,

I don't take any pleasure in admitting it.

and I brought some literature...

Maybe someone else finds you attractive.

Just thought you'd wanna know my name.

Charlie: It's really good to see you.

what an amazing person she is.

There's, like, 20, 30 more in here.

To this day, my dad won't admit it.

I'm sor... I'm sorry.

No, I don't like this.

Look, I know that you don't trust me.

I was looking for Charlie?

So, that means we don't have time to deny the gospel,

We would spend entire nights lying together, naked.

How much money did he offer you?

Hi. I was just coming over

I didn't tell her.

Are you coming back tomorrow?

have you rewrite, and rewrite, and rewrite,

(slams laptop shut)

Hey, could you...

"because this whale doesn't have any emotions,

we can get to know each other.

You wouldn't actually do that,

(bird wings flap)

Dan: Hey, Charlie.

and explaining to people that my husband left me for a man.

Stand up and walk over here.

He wasn't that young. It was a night school course.

(coughs) What's the matter?

"He paid for the first publication himself."

(grunts) No, it doesn't.

it's gonna be beautiful.

Pushed him into getting married

You can still have the money.

I mean, that's the entire reason

Tell me what you felt.

(Charlie breathing shallowly)

I'm not spending time with you.

Thank you for reading that to me.

And, in reality,

Are you choking? (continues choking)

(knock at door)

You're a pervert. Take another hit.

Look, do you have a phone? My phone is dead.

(inhales deeply) I don't...

And they love me, and they want me to come home.

I wasn't trying to impress you.

The fuck does it look like?

"He's just a poor

I went door-to-door.

Julian, you wrote,

You've been so honest with me that I... I...

I know this may sound silly, but it's important.

I had sex with a pharmacist.

She's a strong writer.

I've always just... Just wanted to see her.

less you, with every draft.

You'd still be that piece-of-shit dad

Oh. That end times cult thing.

(indistinct TV chatter)

The love of Charlie's life, and my brother.

(man) Like we discussed yesterday,

before I leave?

(thunder rumbling)

(suppresses grunt)

Liz: I'll call someone.

Charlie, Alan tried to escape god's will.

I told you, I never forget anything.

You asshole. You fat fucking asshole!

When you forget her birthday again

and a recording or something like that,

You think Alan died because he chose to be with me?

then your blood pressure will...

(man grunts) (stroking rapidly)

that you sent to the whole class. Well done.

"and I felt many emotions for the characters.

I hope you know what an amazing person you are.

My internal organs are two feet in, at least.

(whispering) "Celebrate my soul.

Wow, that's great and everything,

Promise, it's important.

Believe me, he doesn't want to hear about new life.

Yeah. Thanks, Dan.