Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

if he can just kill this whale.

I went swimming in the ocean.

Ellie, I can't really... Shut up!

So, call someone.

(mailbox opens)

Last winter, when my pick-up broke down

It's a really good essay!

(man) Yeah, I, uh... I remember.

Got suspended this morning.

or prove his faith at all.

And what did you pay for this thing?

Denying him to the end.

has caused me a lot of pain in my life.

When my dad caught me smoking pot,

You can just leave it on the...

You all wrote these amazing, honest things, and...

All because he wanted to fuck one of his students.

Sounds good, right?

"Moby Dick... (wheezes) In the amazing book, Moby..." (groans)

It's ridiculous.

(grunts, pants)

was to have a kid, I know that!

(crying) And she's gonna be okay.

You can rewrite these essays for English.

You think I would believe that you were coming over here

Went to South America.

But some of you saw my post

(breath shuddering, whispering) I'm sorry.

Oh, and for those of you who still haven't given me paper three,

Is there a carb on this?

You actually care?

That's a stupid reason.

Go ahead, what's it gonna do?

And when everyone was asleep, I...

We took a walk in the arboretum,

(clears throat) (line connects)

Yeah? Well, you weren't the one

get some boring job, have too many kids.

I'm sorry. Don't.

(men panting) (continues groaning)

And I know that I haven't known him for very long,

Wait, is that why you kept her from me all this time?

to get over all that religious stuff,

It's a really good essay.

I haven't been to the bathroom all day, I'm ready to explode.

when we took that trip to the Oregon coast together,

(Mary shouting) What was I supposed to tell you?

Where'd this come from?

Dad knew I was a lost cause,

Chris, I imagine that was supposed to be a private chat

Look, you can go.

I have to go. You're perfect.

Yeah, and I refused because I thought you had $700

and replaced with something pure and holy, and...

I never knew you were doing this to yourself.

You know you're not supposed to be around her.

she said that your boyfriend,

I need to know that she's gonna have a decent life.

Charlie, she's evil.

If you want to go, you can go.

(groaning in pain)

Hard to breathe.

"I was very saddened by this book,

Because he thinks that his life will be better

(camera clicks)

I was worried I was gonna get arrested.

You're just messing with me.

He chose his life with you over god.

Finally. I mean, it felt like I was doing something,

These assignments don't matter.

What are you doing?

(Charlie exhales)

(Charlie grunts) I said, leave it!

I... I stole some money,

Kristy, you wrote,

I was the black sheep.

"And I felt saddest of all

(inhales deeply) This apartment smells.

"It was written by Walt Whitman

(missionary) I should go. Liz: Thank you.

Are you sure you're okay?

She's awful. Isn't she?

Well, this brings back memories, doesn't it?

I'll make you one, but it's going to be small.

(light switch clicking)

Jerry and my parents were calling me

(breathes uncomfortably)

"my parents want me to be a radiologist,

However, they say absentee ballots

(syllabically) This apartment smells.

(man) No, I'm fine. Sorry.

You have congestive heart failure.

It's the best we could do.

"Sell my soul."

(aggressively) Okay, you know what?

This notebook is retarded.

Almost set the entire apartment building on fire.

You really think I'd do that?

She wasn't trying to hurt him. She was trying to help him.

Any confusion? Have you felt disoriented,

If it weren't for you, he would have jumped off

I don't know if I should write them for you,

but it was like a cancer.

I know. You're sweet. (clicks lighter) But...

(Charlie chuckles, sniffles)

"because I knew that the author was just trying to save us

We wander around for thousands of years killing each other,

You did not deserve that. I don't...

I'm worried about her. Why?

I'm worried that she's forgotten