Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Charlie... She didn't do it to hurt him,
(knock at door) Ellie: Yeah?
chances are you'll express your thoughts and ideas
I was talking to one of the er doctors,
You wanna watch some Maury?
His name was Alan.
I think this is sad
I'm sort of new here, so...
Charlie: Whee.
"This book made me think about my own life... (wheezes)
You know, I think you might like it if you actually read it.
Well, I'm a lot bigger than I was
It had an effect on me.
But there are a lot of clues in scripture
this movie sucks 2/10
(chuckles) No, of course not.
(coughs)
You can just be angry at me.
Because you're a smart person.
because your parents told you a bunch of lies about it.
Dan: Charlie?
(wheezes) Jesus, Charlie.
so I'm gonna help her with a few essays.
(toilet flushes)
but I don't want to force you to be here.
(inhales)
I'm a smart person.
(sighs)
(newscaster 3) For someone else, if they could.
What's the difference?
Why?
This isn't, uh...
(straining)
(Charlie scoffs) Come on, a dead dog?
(phone line ringing)
Charlie: Liz, would you stop?
I never got to say that I was sorry.
People are assholes.
(breathes erratically)
(exhales)
If you had all that money saved up,
I have probably read everything
I'll stand by the window.
(water continues running)
I've been in a pretty bad place recently.
(car engine starts)
Yeah, I started to feel that way, too.
I never even told him who I was.
These amazing, honest things that you wrote,
Thomas: Why do you care? Because I think we have
"The author and Queequeg go to church
Dan: You sure you're doing okay?
when I read the boring chapters
Dan: I just... My name, it's Dan.
My big brother did some missionary work for new life.
He couldn't shake it.
the misdeeds of the body, and you will live.
What do you mean?
Wait. (door shuts)
and then suddenly just want to be my dad eight years later.
more clearly and persuasively.
(cries out in pain)
This isn't evil.
Think about that as you write and revise.
new life church has ever written.
"that were only descriptions of whales,
(coughs)
That's a stupid reason
Did you still want to hear about Christ's message of love and salvation?
that the vice principal said was "vaguely threatening."
You look beautiful.
Charlie: Listen to me.
"the pirate Ahab encounters many hardships." (grunts)
When I was 11,
I'm not going to the hospital.
Yeah.
Oh!
It would make for an interesting essay.
(breathing heavily)
No. They won't.
(door closes)
Oh, my god. I'm... I'm sorry. I just...
Oh, my god, grow up.
You didn't read it. I don't need to read it.
"the author was just trying to save us
What would you have to be sorry about?
I just wanted to see her.
There isn't a carb.
(pumping sphygmomanometer bulb) Now shut up, I'm trying to...
(panting)
He doesn't need this right now.
This is...
Oh.
Too many of you are rushing into examples