Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What happened to your... Sorry. Your friend, Liz,

I raised her, and you're giving her the money.

That was the last time I ever went swimming, actually.

and Jerry was like, "that's not what we do, buddy."

What's more surprising? That a gay guy has a daughter,

act superior than everyone else,

Lean on that arm!

You sound awful.

I think that she's a lot smarter than that.

But in reality,

I'm sorry, Liz.

Huh? That she was off making her classmates cry

since last time you saw me.

Thomas: Uh... hello?

the more you revise these essays, the better.

Look, if you're not gonna write these essays for me, then...

Believe me, you're not missing much.

You don't have to be angry at the whole world.

If you don't go to the hospital,

but I really think that god brought me here,

why I became a missionary in the first place, right?

You know, I spent way too much time telling myself,

she just wanted to send him home.

and I'm showing people... (sighing) Oh.

You... you taught me that when I was eight.

Charlie: I'm almost done.

Why is there a missionary here?

I would have given you the money. Would you?

(continues coughing)

It was just after classes had ended for the year.

(grunts softly)

he started meeting me during my office hours.

to wait until she's out of the house to give her the money.

Is he okay? I don't know.

(gasps) Oh, my god.

(softly) This book made me think about my own life.

"but it is not to the flesh, to live according to it.

(automated voice speaking) It's Liz. I'm not around. Leave a message.

Look, I'm just fucking with you, all right?

She really only tells me things about you.

(chuckling) I knew you would.

Do you ever get the feeling that...

that the author was just trying to save us

It won't help him at all.

But I just wanted to see her, Mary.

One made of pure light. I mean, don't you want that?

This is the essay that you gave me yesterday.

He knew that he was living in the flesh,

(man) Money in the mailbox, leave it on the bench.

(hoarsely) How do I sound?

(sobbing) Daddy, please.

Mary: Oh, shut up, Ellie.

(wheezing continues)

I need to go. Mary.

You have money, just go to the hospital!

I only gave him a couple. He's fine.

I know his fucking name, Charlie.

from a few nights ago? (gags)

You think just because I'm not losing my shit over the poem,

Wait, are you okay?

We would make love.

Yeah, it's gotten worse.

How do you have this? Your mother,

Where she cares about people

Special beds, physical therapists,

We both know that that money is for Ellie.

You're going to the hospital. No.

I'm sorry, who are you?

I CAN'T BELIVE THAT DAISY FROM BENJY THE GOANIMATER GOT SHOT

(inhales laboriously) I left you behind.

Is that what you want me to say?

Last month, tried to make a stir-fry thing. Charlie: Yeah?

You think god turned his back on him

Do you feel light-headed? Charlie, look at me.

This is... (exhales)

Better meal than you ever made for me or mom.

in almost nine years. Do you realize that?

especially not now, not this week.

and the sores on my skin,

He didn't want to get married?

(grunting in pain)

Thomas: I just thought...

How do you remember all that?

just for a little while.

(Charlie sighs heavily)

That positivity.

No. You were not.

that were only descriptions of whales

(camera clicks) Why did you just do that?

It's a really good essay.

(soft music playing)

(newscaster 1) Meanwhile, Vermont senator Bernie Sanders

Come over here.

The author was just trying to save us

(intense music continues)

(shouts) God damn it, Charlie, what is wrong with you?

I just want him to be saved, that's all... You listen to me!

I'll never be able to pay back, ever.

If you don't mind, could you... (grunts)

(cell phone keys clacking)

(door closes) (continues coughing)

Charlie, you have to understand,

I know this is fun for you.

(raises voice) That's your response?

It just hurts. Charlie,

but these tracts are just the beginning.