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Okay.
You know, you could've...
It's a fat-guy wheelchair.
(Charlie groaning)
Those last few months before Alan...
Just that?
(coughs)
(Charlie sighs)
It was awful, growing up with all that "end times" bullshit.
(chuckles)
(coughing) What are you gonna do with that picture?
The more you change,
And I should add that new life
(rain pattering)
I'm hungry.
God damn it!
There's some stuff for sandwiches in the fridge.
Most people learn that way too late.
for people of all... Liz: People of all faiths.
(dog barks outside)
I wanted to do some missionary work before school.
And your daughter, she took these pictures of me smoking pot,
There's a reason why I knocked on your door
Yeah. For sure.
Mary, please!
I got on a bus.
it doesn't mean anything.
I put a $20 in the mailbox.
Is that why you did this? I didn't write it.
I couldn't do it anymore.
I'm gonna call the police
when some woman was out preaching or whatever,
What? I'm sharing Christ's message of love,
And you know what they said?
(grunting laboriously)
(sighs)
No, I'm... sorry.
What I don't like about religion
It was perfect temperature outside.
I really don't want to talk about that right now,
but not my brother, he loved new life.
(waves lapping)
which is named Moby Dick,
You're saying the church... (sighs)
I ground up some Ambien and I put it in his sandwich.
(coughs, wheezes)
I mean, what is that?
If you accept him, he'll release you from this.
Yup. Thank you, Wikipedia.
He let me carry a couple of bags to his car,
What are you sorry about?
$120,000? Something like that. I'd have to check.
but I can work with you on them.
You gave up on her when she was eight years old!
because I hate to think that there's an afterlife,
he used to go to new life? (door opens)
Because I thought I was dying.
a poor, big animal.
You were a stoner. You had a hobby.
right when you needed someone the most.
I want you to do some writing, just for me.
(sighs)
Thank you. That's very helpful.
Not until we have our little chat.
Charlie?
he said thank you,
(velcro rips)
And, yes, the camera on my laptop still doesn't work.
(knock at door)
(hits)
I'm sorry. I don't know. Just sorry.
Okay, okay. I just hate the thought
when my dad would really piss me off...
You asking me?
Pain, in my chest.
You'll let me hear?
for my own mission.
Ellie: Oh, I remember him.
Mom?
(grunting softly)
(man) You sure?
I told him he didn't need god,
You need help. I don't go to hospitals.
Listen, just keep going.
I know Charlie appreciates the help,
Point is,
"because he thinks that his life will be better
No, it's just me.
Yeah. "Oh."
(wave crashed loudly)
I can't go home, and...
I started actually engaging with people.
My English teacher will love it.
(gasping)
(chuckles)
Really?
I posted something about my stupid bitch lab partner
One day, I ditched the pamphlets.
Dan: Gambino's!
(draws curtain) (light switch clicks)
Sorry. I'm sorry. Leave it.
(continues sobbing)
Gosh, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance? I should call an am...
I'm sorry you had to come over, Liz.
$2,436.
So I could help you understand what happened to Alan,
I've been coming here for a while now.
You know, I was in a really strange place in my life
You'll have those done by tomorrow?
We could have gotten you anything you needed.
(whispering) Fuck these essays.
I thought he was gonna be able
Please.
I find you disgusting
(sighs)
I'm sorry. Go to the hospital.
(slams door shut)
No, it's okay.
(sighs heavily)
and I'm gonna tell them that you tried to rape me. Take a hit.
We can't give up on her.
I really, really don't care.
Told the whole congregation Alan's death was...
because (exhales) I knew
I can't help you, I don't... I don't go to hospitals.
Thomas: Can I come inside?
(thunder rumbling)
Just think about the poem for a while,
I got you two meatball subs. Extra cheese.
I'm sorry. I don't mean to be rude,
(newscaster 1) A new gop presidential primary.