Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Next time, they might not be so kind.

Your Royal Highness, just to say that Princess Alice has arrived.

Yes, and you're right to be.

Yes, Bubbikins.

automatically becomes queen, correct?

We work, get tired, get colds.

"It is a common staple of mother-in-law jokes...

As the day begins...

and that Margaret's recent holiday in America

- Well, perhaps a bit like a rocket. - Ah...

Is there anything one loves more in life than a pair of long-lasting boots?

Hello, sweetie? Can you hear me? Do pick up.

Oh, you've heard?

and be moved to increase the amount of money we pay them."

"Queen Elizabeth has not had a pay raise in over 15 years."

for all of us ignorant Americans who just don't understand.

- They were brutal. - None that I read.

At least your sisters had something of their mother.

So, what are you going to do?

stalking on land they own, fishing on rivers they own,

I don't think that either.

As a matter of fact, I think it best if that documentary were never seen again,

a member of a royal family that has suffered more than the rest of us,

There are so many clocks everywhere.

as the record shows.

What do you want from us?

- Yes, in a lemon crate. - An orange crate.

In view of the gloomy economic forecast,

Things might improve with a drink.

So, in order to afford everything...

- Somewhere no one will see her. - What?

Put her in a room next to Princess Anne. She can keep an eye on her.

- Oh, I like those. - Hmm.

How much we deserve the taxpayers' money.

Oh, let me guess, demanding an apology,

I was treated by Sigmund Freud.

So, what's the answer?

but it's a lot of work,

and campaigning for social justice, often at great personal risk."

and her son is married to the Queen of England.

How come you're not king?

they don't want you to be normal.

Rex Malik sees a future world

Now, when you compare that to the average family...

Margaret's holiday not only secured a multi-million pound bailout,

Wonderful viewing figures.

for our own survival and sanity.

Oh, look, Mummy. It's your big close-up.

these commentators are united in their mockery of our...

- Now, Yaya. - What?

- Tony, do you want to... - It means, um... no acting.

to the Central Flying School at RAF Little Rissington on the 9th.