Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wonderful viewing figures.

I was treated by Sigmund Freud.

Oh, look, Mummy. It's your big close-up.

as the record shows.

- Oh, I like those. - Hmm.

Rex Malik sees a future world

There are so many clocks everywhere.

Oh, you've heard?

So, what are you going to do?

and her son is married to the Queen of England.

So, what's the answer?

Oh, let me guess, demanding an apology,

Is there anything one loves more in life than a pair of long-lasting boots?

- Tony, do you want to... - It means, um... no acting.

and that Margaret's recent holiday in America

but it's a lot of work,

At least your sisters had something of their mother.

"Queen Elizabeth has not had a pay raise in over 15 years."

Now, when you compare that to the average family...

these commentators are united in their mockery of our...

How much we deserve the taxpayers' money.

What do you want from us?

Yes, Bubbikins.

and campaigning for social justice, often at great personal risk."

As a matter of fact, I think it best if that documentary were never seen again,

Yes, and you're right to be.

- They were brutal. - None that I read.

a member of a royal family that has suffered more than the rest of us,

they don't want you to be normal.

and be moved to increase the amount of money we pay them."

How come you're not king?

to the Central Flying School at RAF Little Rissington on the 9th.

"It is a common staple of mother-in-law jokes...

- Somewhere no one will see her. - What?

Margaret's holiday not only secured a multi-million pound bailout,

We work, get tired, get colds.

- Yes, in a lemon crate. - An orange crate.

for our own survival and sanity.

Hello, sweetie? Can you hear me? Do pick up.

Things might improve with a drink.

In view of the gloomy economic forecast,

Your Royal Highness, just to say that Princess Alice has arrived.

stalking on land they own, fishing on rivers they own,

automatically becomes queen, correct?

Next time, they might not be so kind.

Put her in a room next to Princess Anne. She can keep an eye on her.

I don't think that either.

- Well, perhaps a bit like a rocket. - Ah...

for all of us ignorant Americans who just don't understand.

So, in order to afford everything...

As the day begins...

- Now, Yaya. - What?